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An unoriginal blog from an unoriginal person.

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[qqchurch]

[bruzum]

[5unm0th]

[finger-puppetmafia]

[ichigos]

Visit Original Link

[ichigos]

Visit Original Link

[s-lycopersicum]

catgirl boot sequence

[1wintersierra]

minor misconception, this is the Power On-Self Test (POST) handled by the catgirl's firmware in order to make sure all hardware components are functional (eyes, hair, ears, etc). The main boot sequence is initiated directly following this, in which the kernel and hardware drivers are loaded into the catgirl's memory.

[cyborgnecromancer]

Bird × daughter of birds.

[umiao]

" take your time // ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐʇ "

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

[alligator-with-a-top-hat]

Maytroid day 10: Acquired

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[definitelyameatbag]

"Samus Aran, your mission, if you take it, is to land on the beach and deploy this sunblock on the back of a cute babe", she mutters to herself while jumping over pools of acid and shooting at dog-sized bugs.

[truepeaceinspace]

metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually

[alligator-with-a-top-hat]

[captain-price-returns]

The missile, in fact, does not know where it is, in a lot of homing methods

[kyriathanatos]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

[stripedteacup]

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

[the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown]