Home of the infamous 10 mustard sandwich

I am fucking mexican

[toe-fingerman]

My friends are worried about me unfortunately 😔

[finger-toeman]

they’ve found out that i am an imminent threat

[bugbraiin]

One thing im uncomfortably woke about is bugs. And im actively trying to get more uncomfortably woke. By this i mean i DO believe the normalised fear of bugs stems from both government and business propaganda. The start of household pesticide sales coinciding with the boom in insect related horror movies. The promotion of anti intellectualism and anti enviromentalism. If you're scared of bugs, you wont care about saving them. If you dont care about saving them, you wont care about saving our home, since without bugs it cannot be saved. If you dont care about saving our home, the rich can do whatever they want with the chunks of it they continue to destroy.

I WILL calmly and kindly try to help anyone who is afraid of bugs. I will show them my finds, i will explain their importance, i will tell them just how sweet and gentle and friendly they are. And I WILL shoot down any immature loser who believes senseless killing is the only possible response to not liking something.

Get woke. Love bugs.

[toe-fingerman]

BIG time!!!

[finger-toeman]

you fool. bugs are small. SMALL time!!!

[toe-fingerman]

Theu got sum ber t in america is called abbreviated umm NEVERMIND someone who reminded me of something made a mistake BUT I was gonna talk about the bar tailed godwit I don't really know much about them but I like their name it's cool

[finger-toeman]

a man walked into a bar tailed godwit,

[toe-fingerman]

MAMDANI FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[finger-toeman]

friend he is in new York not new Zealand

[toe-fingerman]

Watching breaking bad Eating bean salad Only thing that could make it better... hmmmmmmm

[finger-toeman]

watching Toe Fingerman watch breaking bad and eat bean salad Only thing that could make it better… hmmmmmm

[toe-fingerman]

Watching my dad struggle to make coal slaw right now...

[finger-toeman]

Son I Am Struggling To Make Coal Slaw Please Help

[toe-fingerman]

THE BURGER LINGERIE IS FROM NZ!!!!!!!! NATIONAL TAONGA!!!!!!!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[finger-toeman]

toe fingerman in new zealand burger lingerie WHEN

[birds-and-friends]

The Strangest Parrot in the World | Modern Dinosaurs, Discovery UK

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

A brave, large, round, green, Kākāpō walks cautiously through the wood. What he is doing is very smart but also very dangerous

[toe-fingerman]

Nothing a kakapo has ever done is smart There’s a reason they had to put them all on an island right at the bottom of the country… BUT one did try to shag a British guys head once so they get a pass…

[finger-toeman]

maybe i’m a kakapo 🤔 british guys have very attractive heads

[toe-fingerman]

Fuuuuck apparently man flu is real my dad got sick and just told me to have a good life. You ain't dying man you got the same thing I had 5 days ago which BY THE WAY you told me man up over and sent me to school with

[finger-toeman]

man flew? i didn’t know they could do that

[everest-81]

What's an alternative to hitting myself in the head with a hairbrush as hard as I can that won't make as much noise

[toe-fingerman]

Hit someone else's head

[finger-toeman]

hit toe fingerman’s head

[toe-fingerman]

Ma once put avocado on a pizza

[finger-toeman]

and Pa put pizza on avocado

[toe-fingerman]

ONE DAY ALL TH E BULLSHIT WILL BE GONE!!!!!!!! YOU JUSY GOTTA HANG ON LIKE AN ICE AXE !!!!!!!!!

[finger-toeman]

i’ll never be gone .dont worry

[toe-fingerman]

It's cos if you were a mint plant and your were unwell brainually you would have a mintell illness because you are a mint Which is also a garnish in many things like a mojito and also it goes in tea sometimes 👍

[finger-toeman]

me? if i was a mint? well i don’t think i’d have a mintal illness i think id be on mintidepressants.

[toe-fingerman]

In my #hashtag my posthumous jackward era #my

[finger-toeman]

oh you’re posthumous alright

[toe-fingerman]

What the fuck is thi s bullshti

[finger-toeman]

me! i’m bullshit!!

[toe-fingerman]

PROJECT HAIL MARY SOOOOOO GOOD MAN!!!

[finger-toeman]

while you were watching your stupid juvenile Project Hail Mary…

i was watching the superior Project Male Hairy

get on my level.

[toe-fingerman]

I say I want ham sandwich instead of marmite sandwich and THEY say OK well I'm from place and we have ham sandwich and also our government recently revoked our right to breathe air in public, so you are probably better off with marmite sandwich and I SAY I don't think the sandwich is the problem and THEY SAY so you reckon there's nothing wrong with marmite and it's fine? Splendid!!! And I say

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[finger-toeman]

i bet a 9 mustard sandwich would fix this