eternal flower

25, mdnf, writer and artsguy, fixated on pkmn

[floetteite]

18+ blog for writing, prompts, and maybe art

pokemon focused, love azette

send requests or prompts or anything you'd like!

i'll be picky about what pokemon i'll write for though!

[typhlosionofficial]

Shocking Case of Poké-Love

“That’s the last bath I’ll take with my Tentacool.”

[puapka]

[malaiiise]

life pro tip: don’t name your pokemon anything stupid, even if you’re not planning on fucking them eventually. that cute little mudkip you’re thinking of giving a silly name? think it would be funny to name him sushi? well one day he’s going to evolve into a swampert, and you’re going to find him attractive. and pretty soon, you’ll end up bent over a rock in some cave somewhere, with your own starter pokemon plowing you into next year. and. uhhh . i got so horny i forgot where i was going with this

[la-fleur-eternelle]

AZ looking up from hell watching his wife obliterate the meta in Pokemon champions

[sapphox-15]

Liko x Meowscarada Stim Board!

First time making a stim board, kinda nervous.

[sapphox-15]

Liko x Meowscarada headcanons

Meowscarada is 1 y/o and some months, but it’s 15/16 in cat years. So she’s the same maturity as Liko.

Liko is lesbian. Ignore all counter evidence. (Totally not because I am)

Liko had a brief crush on Dot, and Meowscarada was jealous the whole time.

Meowscarada is very affectionate and tried to pretend she was just an clingy cat, but the cuddles were more than platonic. Took way too long for Liko to realize.

Meowscarada hates smelling other pokemon’s scents on Liko. But got better about it once they actually decided they were a couple.

[floetteite]

bounsweet, steenee, and tsareena are a line whose temperament towards the trainer changes heavily after evolution

bounsweets are like baby ducklings to their trainer, following them everywhere and anywhere and are usually a classic first exposure to alolan pokemon for tourist children, who have to be taught the difference between edible fruit and wild bounsweet. but the bounsweet is forgiving and pure

steenee gains a sense of adolescent mischief to her. it's usually ok to start bringing up the concept of a relationship with her once she is a steenee, as this evolution brings an interest into other pokemon, and humans. steenee's personalities range as any pokemons' do, but popular online subcultures have latched onto "bratty steenee" as a porn category for a good reason.

if you can bring her to become a tsareena, you've basically killed any chance of having a normal human love life. tsareena raised from a bounsweet are crazy protective of their trainers. wild-caught tsareena are more shy and demure towards their trainers, like an older lady on a first date. but raised tsareenas will view any romantic intentions towards their trainer as a threat to her.

it's often recommended that new trainers do not attempt to raise a bounsweet to maturity, as they are fast growing and very overbearing once at their final stage. but bounsweet are so darn cute, that kids keep catching them and ending up with a cockblocking tsareena by the time they hit 21.

[floetteite]

can floette peg az with her vines

yes

[floetteite]

there's an artist on twitter who uses privatter who has drawn this but i cna't find it FUCK

[sapphox-15]

I find it funny when people accuse me of zoophilia just because I find Pokemon hot. “Pokemon are literally animals!” Idk what kinda foxes you’re looking at but they usually don’t look like this.

[floetteite]

i saw someone give azette shippers shit about floette being an animal

as if fairies were real animals or something

[puppyfag420]

Pokephilia will save you btw

[puppyfag420]

It is your moral imperative to suck and fuck every single pokemon in your party by the end of the game

[poochyena-on-keyboard]

so, what’s that pink thing on gardevoir’s chest?

well, i’m glad you asked! it's called a heart piece. it allows them to use their powers, as well as being a receptor of psychic energy. it’s connected to their heart, and is somewhat soft to the touch.

yk how mega gardevoir has a differently shaped heart piece? that’s what it looks like when it opens. gardevoir has to open its heart piece to mega evolve, but it can also do this outside of mega evolution. opening the heart piece makes them much more receptive to psychic energy. they’ll be much more powerful than normal, but while in this state, they’re also extra sensitive to the moods of people around them. no matter how calm the gardevoir was before, if their trainer starts to get anxious during a battle, they can flinch or freeze.

while it is closed, the heart piece is a bit bothersome to deal with due to its positioning and shape. it’s also quite sensitive, so it’s not comfortable for them to have it pressed up against something either. because of this, they will often open their heart piece while hugging someone they trust deeply.

having the heart piece open also makes it much easier to form or strengthen a bond. if your bond with the gardevoir is strong enough, it can allow you to communicate telepathically with them, even over very long distances. they’ll be able to pick up on it if you’re scared or in danger, and you’ll be able to sense their condition and mood as well (even if you have no psychic capabilities yourself). but first, it has to be established and strengthened.

forming a bond is a highly intimate experience. i’ve found that the best way to do this is to lay side by side with the gardevoir (preferably in a comfortable place e.g. a bed), eyes closed, chests pressed closely together. if their heart piece is closer to your own heart, it makes it easier for them to “link up” with you. even better if you’re also cuddling them.

breathe deeply and slowly. it isn’t necessary to have a completely clear mind, but you must be very calm for this to work. focus on their presence entirely, try to sense their aura & be open to any incoming psychic energy.

soon, you will feel something “anchor” deep in your soul. this is how you know the bond has been solidified.

you might start getting turned on during the bonding process. this is normal. don’t try to hide how you feel - even without a bond, gardevoir are highly perceptive, and they’ll pick up on it immediately. once the bond is established, having sex will help further strengthen it. this will be most effective if you are very slow and gentle with each other, allowing your pleasure to build and maintain without reaching the point of climaxing. eventually, you fall into a semi-trance state. the outside world feels hazy and far away, as though the two of you are in a dimension of your own. if done properly, it can last for a few hours.

if they trust you enough, they might even let you touch their heart piece. you have to be very gentle, but if you do it just right, it apparently feels really good to them…

…i’m getting off track again, aren’t i?

[sapphox-15]

Really dislike it when people give Lopunny big boobs and human centric features. She was already attractive the way she was.

Zamn 😳

[floetteite]

can floette peg az with her vines

yes

[floetteite]

floette tops

this post was fact checked by true azette patriots: TRUE

[yourshipisvalid]

AZ x Eternal Flower Floette from Legends Z-A is valid !! ❤️

Ship name: None provided

TWs: Pokephilia

(Triggers + ship names may be added after this is posted)

[la-fleur-eternelle]

AZ looking up from hell watching his wife obliterate the meta in Pokemon champions