Something Below

Im not sure what is actually down there... But it includes art, things which I find funny and other random occasional garbage...and lots of ellipses.

[sabbitabbi]

[chloecarterarts]

Derpy little painting study based off a brilliant photo of the lovely @otisthecorgi

Will be opening this new 1:1 ‘study’ style of commissions for 2023 - I’m having a blast painting the examples so far!

[sirfrogsworth]

Chloe did this great painting of Otis at his derpy best. He was such a fun and funny dog and these moments are some of the fondest to recall.

Thank you for capturing his spirit so accurately.

Check out Chloe at her website and Twitter.

[moonkitty]

thanks for autogenerating this facebook

[dukeofankh]

I’m honestly reblogging this again because the more I stare at it, the more I feel like this is staggeringly relevant art.

Like, so much of modern capitalist marketing is the construction of these superficially personal narratives. Giving the sense, not only that the brand fits in with your identity, but that it is almost a sentient individual itself that has a personal relationship with you. Corporations have personalities. They want to be your friend, and the reason that the entire internet economy runs on the currency of data right now is that the only way to prop up the illusion that they care about you is by already having the information about you that real people would gain by paying attention

But the only way they can collect and sort all that data is with computers, without any actual humans involved past setting up the parameters and pressing “go.” And computers are fucking idiots.

Which leaves us here: this false, saccharine message of togetherness and community–community between you and your friends but more importantly between all of you and Facebook–stripped fucking bare by the fact that the cookie-cutter algorithm can’t tell the difference between friends supporting and caring about each other and Thanos with a dumptruck ass.

[2hrs2nevada]

I’M CRYING WHY IS THIS SENDING ME

[ymcr]

Visit Original Link

[paddington-two]

was this joke maybe the dumbest one he’s ever done? yes. did it make me laugh so hard that i cried? also yes

[jakecooliced]

“you dumb piece of shit! despicable people, how am i related to you” has the same energy as “you dumb piece of shit! i cant believe we share genetic material, you make me so angry. i hate your guts”

[awwcutepets]

Distressed dog in a fire drill

[oldschoolfrp]

Picking Pockets tables from AD&D Forgotten Realms City System, by Jeff Grubb with Ed Greenwood, TSR, 1988.

Keep reading

[randomitemdrop]

“Oh, hey, a gashapon machine in the middle of a dungeon, cool” (inserts silver piece and rolls, except on the percent roll, a 01-05 make the machine a Mimic)

[luisonte]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Screaming Chickens of Water Summoning, offering unlimited use of the spell Create Water so long as you don’t mind them screaming the entire time. I assume one is hot and the other is cold.

[flouro]

Where can I purchase

[septhuitneufdix]

heres my child whom i love

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

[dare-to-dm]

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

[tinystark616-backup]

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

[littlethingwithfeathers]

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

[mapsrgreat]

Oh wow!

[chavisory]

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

[jelloapocalypse]

[ceiye]

[obviousplant]

Fimally!

[catsbeaversandducks]

By fat_cat

[dustinteractive]

LMGTFY

[dantedevereaux-deactivated20201]

For all my writers struggling with weaponry of the sword variety. 

[cyrail]

Colorsoul by JoJoesArt

Featured on Cyrail: Inspiring artworks that make your day better

[cyrail]

Moon Palace by kGoggles

Featured on Cyrail: Inspiring artworks that make your day better

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cursed image. (via november17)

[flouro]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Maybe a stupid idea, but maybe it already exists

You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant. 

Like, “I rolled 7 on my constitution check” “You get a +2 bonus so that’s a 9.”  *Hurriedly marking it down*

Or 

“I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area” “Dragonborn are rare in these parts, so she is suspicious at your approach.” “Wait I’m a DRAGONBORN?!?”

It would be absolute chaos but for a one-shot I feel it would be fun. Maybe all the characters have amnesia and they have to figure out what they can do from scratch.

[inklesspen]

It’s not D&D, exactly, but Alas Vegas is a RPG where the characters dig themselves out of shallow graves at the edge of the city and have to figure out who they are and what’s going on.

Notable for: instead of rolling dice, you play blackjack with tarot cards; the position of GM rotates every act so even the GM won’t know everything that’s going on (unless they read ahead where they’re told not to); you gain skills with flashbacks to your former life where you remember a little bit about who you are; you play blackjack with tarot cards