Bad Choices Make Good Stories

I’m queer, I have ADHD, Dyslexia, clinical depression, and bad grades. This blog is mostly memes.

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[passwordispassword]

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH IT IS JUNE

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

[dragonindigo245]

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

[hissingvirgil]

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

I FOUND IT

[fog223]

So this is the fit🤠

[catchymemes]

[fog223]

Oh my god I live in Oklahoma. Thank you for this information

[weirdchristmas]

Bored vodka.

[cactus-extraordinaire]

Homicidal Coffee.

Nice.

[capt-sparrow]

Chill edibles

I meen isn’t that the point?

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Monotone toast

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Stressed cornflakes

mood

[rthoney]

sick bagel

[batpeggy21]

Worthless Water

[hamiltrashsblog]

Suicidal spaghetti

[ahamtries]

//Burden diet coke

[virginianbadboy69]

//bored diet coke

[thedevilincarnate1024-deactivat]

tired gummy bears

[deeksspeaksandsneaks-deactivate]

Tired cake

[grocerystore-gf]

worthless ice cream

[cake-in-a-tin]

sleepy biscuit

[fog223]

Feral pancake

[queer-as-frikc]

reblog if you like girls and/or pasta

[fruitquake]

[fog223]

I’m not smart enough to do everything but I’m dumb enough to try anything.

[fog223]

I bought some ducks. Their names are fish and goose.

[tormentedpenguin86]

11

[spiderways-a-vampire]

18

[imsososssssscared]

17

[fog223]

9

[fog223]

The things that make women worthy of praise these days are the same things that would have gotten you burned at the stake during the witch trials. Is she smart? Yes. Is she a doctor? Yes. Is she independent. Yes. Nowadays people are like “good for her” back then it was “BURN THE WITCH!”

Don’t ever say we haven’t made any progress

So, in conclusion, feminists are witches.

[omghotmemes]

Ah yes the negotiator

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fog223]

So I am at a coffee shop and I’m parking my bike. And I’m wearing my camouflaged print cargo pants and my hair is up in a man bun. This little boy at a table near by gasps leans over to his sister and says “he’s from the armeeeeee!” And i laugh my ass of and disturb all these people just trying to eat breakfast. And then I lean down and go “yup” and then I’m about to walk inside and his sister says “thank you for your service” I’m cackling.

[socialdistancing]

[omghotmemes]

Hoooool up

[feministism]