UwU OwO
Not again...
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@forswornofficial
UwU OwO
Not again...
NEVER MIND.
SHE'S BACK AND I HAVE TO KILL HER AGAIN AND IT'S WORSE BECAUSE SHEOGORATH IS GIVING ME RULES
Can y'all kidnap her again? From the Shivering Isles, is that possible? I could really use an army.
Well, I've failed every time, at everything. I'm useless. I can't even set something on fire. What type of villain am I?..
I need your help.
I don't care what villain you are. It matters what villain I am. You want a dead Sera? A permanent dead Sera? Deleted and unrevivable? I can make one. I'll give you anything.
I don't want a dead Sera. I want a Sera killed by me.
It's not about the goal, I like Sera just as much as anyone else. But I need to kill her.
i can't live without it.
every time I've done something, I failed. I can't have that. People hate me, so I can't be a good guy. I'm stuck as a villain.
It's not about Sera.
It's about me.
NEVER MIND.
SHE'S BACK AND I HAVE TO KILL HER AGAIN AND IT'S WORSE BECAUSE SHEOGORATH IS GIVING ME RULES
Can y'all kidnap her again? From the Shivering Isles, is that possible? I could really use an army.
Well, I've failed every time, at everything. I'm useless. I can't even set something on fire. What type of villain am I?..
I need your help.
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(waiting)
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(more waiting)
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SCREW THIS SHIT I'M BURNING DOWN MARKARTH. Actually this time. ALL OF THIS IS SO BOORRRIIINNGG!! Daedra this, green voice that- IT ALL SUCKS WHEN I'M NOT THERE! So you know what i'll do? i'll make it impossible to avoid my face. you'll see it EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE!! I WILL FINALLY BE SOMETHING MORE THAN A LAUGHING STOCK!! The only one laughing. IS ME!! HAHAHA- HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
(She throws a Holy Broom™️ at Madanach.)
Cut it out! People are trying to sleep!
(Madanach catches the Holy Broom TM [epically] and attempts to set it on fire)
This.. THIS IS GREAT!! What better way to start a fire than A FULL DAEDRIC ARTIFACT??!?!?!?
(The Holy Broom™️ explodes when he tries to use it.)
Be quiet, I said!
HAHA!! EXPLODING BROOM!
(Madanach throws the burning remnants of the Holy Broom TM into a garden, starting the fire)
Madanach. I don't know why I never spoke with you.
You remember Sera, yes? You wanted to turn her into a hagraven so you could.. do whatever it is you do with hagravens?
I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule that time.
Sera's dead.
In the end, that's what I was looking for. Who did it?
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(waiting)
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(more waiting)
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SCREW THIS SHIT I'M BURNING DOWN MARKARTH. Actually this time. ALL OF THIS IS SO BOORRRIIINNGG!! Daedra this, green voice that- IT ALL SUCKS WHEN I'M NOT THERE! So you know what i'll do? i'll make it impossible to avoid my face. you'll see it EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE!! I WILL FINALLY BE SOMETHING MORE THAN A LAUGHING STOCK!! The only one laughing. IS ME!! HAHAHA- HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
(She throws a Holy Broom™️ at Madanach.)
Cut it out! People are trying to sleep!
(Madanach catches the Holy Broom TM [epically] and attempts to set it on fire)
This.. THIS IS GREAT!! What better way to start a fire than A FULL DAEDRIC ARTIFACT??!?!?!?
...
(waiting)
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(more waiting)
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SCREW THIS SHIT I'M BURNING DOWN MARKARTH. Actually this time. ALL OF THIS IS SO BOORRRIIINNGG!! Daedra this, green voice that- IT ALL SUCKS WHEN I'M NOT THERE! So you know what i'll do? i'll make it impossible to avoid my face. you'll see it EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE!! I WILL FINALLY BE SOMETHING MORE THAN A LAUGHING STOCK!! The only one laughing. IS ME!! HAHAHA- HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
yknow, for a scientist, this guy has really bad handwriting while he's blindfolded.
This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.
Let's go do that now.
Your timing is absolutely impeccable. Your people could be a very valuable asset to the wolf queen's cause.
Who the fuck is the wolf queen and why should I care about her cause?
If you wish to reclaim the reach, you will need the right allies to do so. We are the obvious choice.
Uhm, excuse you. I have absolutely no idea who you are, and even if I did, we don't need any allies for this, we've been here for thousands of years! we won't let any newcomers steal the lightning from us.
Then you will be crushed under our heel like insects when the time comes for us to march on your little region.
I just wanna know who you are???
That is not your right.
Hmm. So she's a liberal.. Understood..
This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.
Let's go do that now.
Your timing is absolutely impeccable. Your people could be a very valuable asset to the wolf queen's cause.
Who the fuck is the wolf queen and why should I care about her cause?
If you wish to reclaim the reach, you will need the right allies to do so. We are the obvious choice.
Uhm, excuse you. I have absolutely no idea who you are, and even if I did, we don't need any allies for this, we've been here for thousands of years! we won't let any newcomers steal the lightning from us.
Then you will be crushed under our heel like insects when the time comes for us to march on your little region.
I just wanna know who you are???
This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.
Let's go do that now.
Your timing is absolutely impeccable. Your people could be a very valuable asset to the wolf queen's cause.
Who the fuck is the wolf queen and why should I care about her cause?
If you wish to reclaim the reach, you will need the right allies to do so. We are the obvious choice.
Uhm, excuse you. I have absolutely no idea who you are, and even if I did, we don't need any allies for this, we've been here for thousands of years! we won't let any newcomers steal the lightning from us.
This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.
Let's go do that now.
Your timing is absolutely impeccable. Your people could be a very valuable asset to the wolf queen's cause.
Who the fuck is the wolf queen and why should I care about her cause?
This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.
Let's go do that now.
Okay, let's do that. The guards keep wanting to arrest me, and there's a ton of Daedric followers there that I should kill to death.
HELL YEAH! KILL THEM TO DEATH!
This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.
Let's go do that now.
Can I please. PLEASEE. Be the officiant? Even if I'm handcuffed?
-@forswornofficial
..how are you even still alive? I thought you got turned into a worm and eaten.
No, you can't be the officiant.
I used the power of yaoi, that's how. And because of Yuri, I'm now a human again.
I'm getting the feeling that nobody knows what these words even mean.
..is there any alcohol anywhere?
No no, it makes sense, trust me. Just, think about it..
Can I please. PLEASEE. Be the officiant? Even if I'm handcuffed?
-@forswornofficial
..how are you even still alive? I thought you got turned into a worm and eaten.
No, you can't be the officiant.
I used the power of yaoi, that's how. And because of Yuri, I'm now a human again.
alright, what does that say.. let's see.. Fus.. Ro.. Dah.....
Nothing happened
Fus Ro Dah!
AAAAGHH!!! DO SOMETHING!!!