MADANACH

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[forswornofficial]

UwU OwO

Not again...

[forswornofficial]

NEVER MIND.

SHE'S BACK AND I HAVE TO KILL HER AGAIN AND IT'S WORSE BECAUSE SHEOGORATH IS GIVING ME RULES

Can y'all kidnap her again? From the Shivering Isles, is that possible? I could really use an army.

Well, I've failed every time, at everything. I'm useless. I can't even set something on fire. What type of villain am I?..

I need your help.

[mikubinderdrawsfanfiction]

I don't care what villain you are. It matters what villain I am. You want a dead Sera? A permanent dead Sera? Deleted and unrevivable? I can make one. I'll give you anything.

[forswornofficial]

I don't want a dead Sera. I want a Sera killed by me.

It's not about the goal, I like Sera just as much as anyone else. But I need to kill her.

i can't live without it.

every time I've done something, I failed. I can't have that. People hate me, so I can't be a good guy. I'm stuck as a villain.

It's not about Sera.

It's about me.

[forswornofficial]

NEVER MIND.

SHE'S BACK AND I HAVE TO KILL HER AGAIN AND IT'S WORSE BECAUSE SHEOGORATH IS GIVING ME RULES

Can y'all kidnap her again? From the Shivering Isles, is that possible? I could really use an army.

Well, I've failed every time, at everything. I'm useless. I can't even set something on fire. What type of villain am I?..

I need your help.

[forswornofficial]

...

(waiting)

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(more waiting)

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..

.

SCREW THIS SHIT I'M BURNING DOWN MARKARTH. Actually this time. ALL OF THIS IS SO BOORRRIIINNGG!! Daedra this, green voice that- IT ALL SUCKS WHEN I'M NOT THERE! So you know what i'll do? i'll make it impossible to avoid my face. you'll see it EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE!! I WILL FINALLY BE SOMETHING MORE THAN A LAUGHING STOCK!! The only one laughing. IS ME!! HAHAHA- HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

[benevolence-of-mara]

(She throws a Holy Broom™️ at Madanach.)

Cut it out! People are trying to sleep!

[forswornofficial]

(Madanach catches the Holy Broom TM [epically] and attempts to set it on fire)

This.. THIS IS GREAT!! What better way to start a fire than A FULL DAEDRIC ARTIFACT??!?!?!?

[benevolence-of-mara]

(The Holy Broom™️ explodes when he tries to use it.)

Be quiet, I said!

[forswornofficial]

HAHA!! EXPLODING BROOM!

(Madanach throws the burning remnants of the Holy Broom TM into a garden, starting the fire)

[forswornofficial]

Madanach. I don't know why I never spoke with you.

You remember Sera, yes? You wanted to turn her into a hagraven so you could.. do whatever it is you do with hagravens?

I'm afraid you'll have to reschedule that time.

Sera's dead.

In the end, that's what I was looking for. Who did it?

[forswornofficial]

...

(waiting)

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(more waiting)

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SCREW THIS SHIT I'M BURNING DOWN MARKARTH. Actually this time. ALL OF THIS IS SO BOORRRIIINNGG!! Daedra this, green voice that- IT ALL SUCKS WHEN I'M NOT THERE! So you know what i'll do? i'll make it impossible to avoid my face. you'll see it EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE!! I WILL FINALLY BE SOMETHING MORE THAN A LAUGHING STOCK!! The only one laughing. IS ME!! HAHAHA- HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

[benevolence-of-mara]

(She throws a Holy Broom™️ at Madanach.)

Cut it out! People are trying to sleep!

[forswornofficial]

(Madanach catches the Holy Broom TM [epically] and attempts to set it on fire)

This.. THIS IS GREAT!! What better way to start a fire than A FULL DAEDRIC ARTIFACT??!?!?!?

[forswornofficial]

...

(waiting)

...

(more waiting)

...

..

.

SCREW THIS SHIT I'M BURNING DOWN MARKARTH. Actually this time. ALL OF THIS IS SO BOORRRIIINNGG!! Daedra this, green voice that- IT ALL SUCKS WHEN I'M NOT THERE! So you know what i'll do? i'll make it impossible to avoid my face. you'll see it EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE!! I WILL FINALLY BE SOMETHING MORE THAN A LAUGHING STOCK!! The only one laughing. IS ME!! HAHAHA- HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

[forswornofficial]

yknow, for a scientist, this guy has really bad handwriting while he's blindfolded.

[forswornofficial]

This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.

Let's go do that now.

[the-decayed-collective]

Your timing is absolutely impeccable. Your people could be a very valuable asset to the wolf queen's cause.

[forswornofficial]

Who the fuck is the wolf queen and why should I care about her cause?

[the-decayed-collective]

If you wish to reclaim the reach, you will need the right allies to do so. We are the obvious choice.

[forswornofficial]

Uhm, excuse you. I have absolutely no idea who you are, and even if I did, we don't need any allies for this, we've been here for thousands of years! we won't let any newcomers steal the lightning from us.

[the-decayed-collective]

Then you will be crushed under our heel like insects when the time comes for us to march on your little region.

[forswornofficial]

I just wanna know who you are???

[the-decayed-collective]

That is not your right.

[forswornofficial]

Hmm. So she's a liberal.. Understood..

[forswornofficial]

This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.

Let's go do that now.

[the-decayed-collective]

Your timing is absolutely impeccable. Your people could be a very valuable asset to the wolf queen's cause.

[forswornofficial]

Who the fuck is the wolf queen and why should I care about her cause?

[the-decayed-collective]

If you wish to reclaim the reach, you will need the right allies to do so. We are the obvious choice.

[forswornofficial]

Uhm, excuse you. I have absolutely no idea who you are, and even if I did, we don't need any allies for this, we've been here for thousands of years! we won't let any newcomers steal the lightning from us.

[the-decayed-collective]

Then you will be crushed under our heel like insects when the time comes for us to march on your little region.

[forswornofficial]

I just wanna know who you are???

[forswornofficial]

This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.

Let's go do that now.

[the-decayed-collective]

Your timing is absolutely impeccable. Your people could be a very valuable asset to the wolf queen's cause.

[forswornofficial]

Who the fuck is the wolf queen and why should I care about her cause?

[the-decayed-collective]

If you wish to reclaim the reach, you will need the right allies to do so. We are the obvious choice.

[forswornofficial]

Uhm, excuse you. I have absolutely no idea who you are, and even if I did, we don't need any allies for this, we've been here for thousands of years! we won't let any newcomers steal the lightning from us.

[forswornofficial]

This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.

Let's go do that now.

[the-decayed-collective]

Your timing is absolutely impeccable. Your people could be a very valuable asset to the wolf queen's cause.

[forswornofficial]

Who the fuck is the wolf queen and why should I care about her cause?

[forswornofficial]

This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.

Let's go do that now.

[varietiesofdovahkin]

Okay, let's do that. The guards keep wanting to arrest me, and there's a ton of Daedric followers there that I should kill to death.

[forswornofficial]

HELL YEAH! KILL THEM TO DEATH!

[forswornofficial]

This. Is a great, impeccable, unimaginably epic time to take over Markarth.

Let's go do that now.

[ask-general-tullius]

Can I please. PLEASEE. Be the officiant? Even if I'm handcuffed?

-@forswornofficial

..how are you even still alive? I thought you got turned into a worm and eaten.

No, you can't be the officiant.

[forswornofficial]

I used the power of yaoi, that's how. And because of Yuri, I'm now a human again.

[benevolence-of-mara]

I'm getting the feeling that nobody knows what these words even mean.

[ask-general-tullius]

..is there any alcohol anywhere?

[forswornofficial]

No no, it makes sense, trust me. Just, think about it..

[ask-general-tullius]

Can I please. PLEASEE. Be the officiant? Even if I'm handcuffed?

-@forswornofficial

..how are you even still alive? I thought you got turned into a worm and eaten.

No, you can't be the officiant.

[forswornofficial]

I used the power of yaoi, that's how. And because of Yuri, I'm now a human again.

[forswornofficial]

alright, what does that say.. let's see.. Fus.. Ro.. Dah.....

Nothing happened

Fus Ro Dah!

AAAAGHH!!! DO SOMETHING!!!