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One Nice Bug Per Day

Kiana Khansmith

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
almost home

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subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
me at school: omg when i get home i’ve got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
bakugou katsuki » episode 60.
i tried ok
MY BABY MOB
did i do this right?? i dont know her but im super gay for her
Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets
Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….
An amazing and revolutionary concept
When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”
I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.
“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”
There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.
“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”
Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.
“You want to adopt problem children then?”
All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.
Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up
“Older children are so difficult why would adopt them??” ALL CHILDREN ARE DIFFICULT GUESS WE SHOULDN’T HAVE ANY GODDAMN
I love this post so, so much.
sorry, professor whats his nuts
you all forgot the most important part
I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.
this was the best joke of the whole show tbh
That’s in the middle of the Civil War
‘Why did I end up having to chase after the back of someone who was always behind me?’
British Labour Party leader Ed Miliband challenges David Cameron to a Yu-Gi-Oh card duel to decide the UK general election (2015)
hi! can you tell me about libra+Aquarius relationships? :)
I’m an Astrophysicist not an astrologer
griffin is…
hungry for responsibility
horny for teamwork
and ready to BUST A NUT up in this job!
skills include:
EIGHT FOOT VERTICAL LEAP
young, dumb, and full of… you know ;)
OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS
thanks for your time.
I love you.
Motivational Shinsou
peter parker, entering his therapist’s office through the window with an apple juice in hand: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this