The Blogosphere's Most Butyraceous Catboy

Fred | They/Them | 24 | Ohio | Fully Vaccinated | Pleasantly Rotund

[cinematech]

my titties are free to suck... if you can find me first... LOL

[valmillion]

i would've never hooked up with this minotaur girl if i knew she wanted to do mazeplay where the fuck am i

[constellaj]

[kosmogrl]

let me get what I want please please please

[kosmogrl]

wait. turns out that sometimes even when I get what I want it’s not enough

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[djpachipikachu]

happy pride month

[taxidermycatgirl]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

it’s optimus pride

[anarchistmemedistro]

down with cis truck

[dear-girl-blankets]

kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

[tumbalendar]

happy Pride Eve!

[fatherkrasmazov]

[captain-price-returns]

[crouchbearqrin]

the ordeal of being known, but you only find more of their most endearing traits

[moniquill]