Fry's Blog That He Made Unironically

Runescape, Smash, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, etc.

[freedomfry2026]

Fucking casuals can't Air Harp.

Oh well.

I also got 99 Slayer this morning after a 3-month hiatus woo

[splendidland]

so you’re asking me to take this thing and go out there and fight?!

[traceexcalibur]

he’s really feeling it

[yulianaalievna-deactivated20240]

[mettic]

I don’t think people really understand how fucked up the lore Brawl gave R.O.B is. The following things are seriously canon:

-there’s an entire race of R.O.Bs

-The playable R.O.B is the “Master Robot”/leader of said R.O.Bs

-Master Robot (lets...

[gradevus]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WRYS

[ssb4dojo]

This is a screenshot of the direct.  It’s Zero Suit Samus on Palutena’s Temple.  If you look in the corner, you can see purple numbers and text that I believe translates to “Boss HP: 100.00”.  So, we know Palutena’s Temple has a boss.  But who is it?  Dark Pit?  Hades?  And how does this affect Dark Pit’s chances as a playable character?

Okay, that is amazing to find.  I have been over this direct so many times but never noticed that.  I checked it out for myself and it is extremely weird.  Also even if it is a boss, it is weird for it to be so small and in the upper left.  Maybe it is a debug mode.  Maybe someone can translate something else as there seems to be two characters next to HP.  Dark Pit, Medusa, Hades or any of the other bosses from throughout the game is possible to be here and take on the fighters.

[naldouze]

[genjishimemeda]

Y’ALL DO REALIZE

THAT IF SAM WILSON BECOMES THE NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA

HE WILL LITERALLY BE

CAPTAIN FALCON

[bookofholsety]

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH

[funnuraba]

not even once

[ryulongd]

[claudiagray]

This is really the main thing you need to know about a house before you buy.

(Forgive me a moment of former-lawyer nerdity - there is in fact a famous NY court case, Stambovsky v. Ackley, in which the plaintiff bought a house and only later found out it was supposedly haunted. He then sued the former owner, wanting to undo the sale. You’d think the former owner could just go, “pffft, no, there’s no such things as ghosts,” right? But no! They’d previously given newspaper interviews saying they believed in the ghost, which meant they were estopped from denying the ghost now, which meant — the judges declared, settling in for a long deliberation — the house was haunted as a matter of law. They let the plaintiff out of the sale. This is all 100% true.) 

[reading-angel-blog]

JO!

I’ve reblogged this picture before but not with the story of the legally-haunted house attached to it…

[plenilune]

okay, so not only is this way legit, but the court’s majority opinion was FULL OF GHOST PUNS, thus elevating this to the Greatest Thing Ever To Happen.

[whiskyandoldspice]

first of all can we deal with the greatest sentence ever written by any judge since the beginning of time:

"as a matter of law, the house is haunted"

and that is not even touching the puns

"no divination is required to conclude that it is defendant’s promotional efforts…which fostered the home’s reputation"

"plaintiff hasn’t a ghost of a chance"

"i am moved by the spirit of equity"

"applying caveat emptor to a contract involving a house…conjures up visions"

"lest the subject of the transaction come back to haunt him and his client"

"the notion…is a hobgoblin which should be exorcised from the body of legal precedent and laid quietly to rest"

and then this motherfucker quotes hamlet

"pity me not but lend thy serious hearing to what i shall unfold (william shakespeare, hamlet, act i, scene v [ghost])"

and ghostbusters

"a very practical problem arises with respect to the discovery of a paranormal phenomenon: ‘who you gonna call?’"

god bless that judge

god bless

[theletteraesc]

"As a matter of law, the house is haunted": one of the great sentences in American jurisprudence.

[freedomfry2026]

Rippy what are you doing

[tsunderemahoushoujo]

I saw the boxart for Smash 4 3DS and this is what I thought of immediately. Too bad it doesn’t fit as well as I had hoped.

[jolanjoestar]

SMT VS FE MORE LIKE SSB VS FE

[daibakusatsushin-deactivated202]

where the hell are you going lucina wtf

[shadowofchaos725]

She’s obviously fighting for the SSB side.

Cue all the Lucina fanboys waiting for Lucina to be confirmed.

[aguywithnolife]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Car Feature Guide for Terrible Drivers [x]

[fanpup]

Who Are You…?

[rukafais]

a seer with an incorruptible wand and a scrappy dog. sounds good

[courageousechidna-deactivated20]

(( Mun is a beastmaster with pyrokinesis and a loyal handmaiden as a companion.

Knucklehead is a mage with an ebony dagger and a fierce stallion

… YOU WIN THIS ROUND KNUCKER))

[twilaofthenight-archive]

// mun: A mage with a beautiful gem and an adventurous cat

Muse: an archer with fairy dust and a simpering assassin

[champloon]

Alchemist, golden scepter, a shy griffon :3

[tek-nerd-deactivated20140608]

I’m a Mage with a glowing orb and my compainion is a dashing rogue. Cool.

[somekangarookid]

Mage with flight and a selfish raven.

[rootehful]

Beastmaster, Control of Earth, a careful ranger man that’s spot on pmuch what I’d pick if I could

[colorcitos-sideblog]

Archer, shapeshifting, a loony jester

[2kaon]

Queen, Flight, a loony jester~

[highwind91]

an alchemist with fairy dust and an adventurous cat

[freedomfry2026]

A King with the power of Invincibility and a Warrior Maiden companion. Life is good.

[antibiodicks-deactivated2019080]

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just press play

[a-spoon-full-of-creatures-deact]

my body wasn’t ready

[toughasamarshmellow]

This has literally made my day much better