I go to a college right between a major monster town and a major human town, and you can usually tell when a monster has never had to live with a human before. Except for my roommate, who apparently has an adopted human sibling but just. Doesn’t know some important things?
Like, it’s enough when this six foot tall goat guy can list off human nutritional facts off the top of his head. Whenever I complain about fur clogging the shower he’ll always says something like “Human hair actually lasts twice as long!” And I’m like. How and why do you need to know that?
but I took out my soul for my shots and he just screamed? He looked so confused and terrified, I told him I need to take out my soul or I get a small allergic reaction to my medicine, and he just didn’t know what I was talking about? I asked him if his sibling never did and he told me he never knew about this. I might need to go make sure this kid is ok? Like?










