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Just had the realization that I am the gay cousin and now I’m in awe of the power I could potentially have

Well technically bi cousin but that’s not the expression as it is commonly known

I’m doing so fucking good I cleaned like a quarter of my room. Which is like the size of a small but still!!!

I wish I could peel my spine out of my back so that I could actually pop it for once

And also scare my brothers by walking in with the most horror story posture and holding a spine and say “I think I dropped something”

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Reblogging because it’s true and also a girl at school said she wishes the same thing so I know I’m not entirely nuts

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hey, future parents, a word of advice because it’s too late to give it to my own mother.

do not. Ever. Take them to the doctor and have ANY medical thing spring on them. Yes I know vaccines are needed but telling me “hey we’re ready to get your brother come on back so we can do that” not telling me anything else and then FORCING me to get a shot is absolute shit parenting.

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Especially when I have a doctors appointment like next week. Six days will not kill me mom, an anxiety attack actually might. (If your heart beats to fast or you hyperventilate that is b a d)

hey, future parents, a word of advice because it’s too late to give it to my own mother.

do not. Ever. Take them to the doctor and have ANY medical thing spring on them. Yes I know vaccines are needed but telling me “hey we’re ready to get your brother come on back so we can do that” not telling me anything else and then FORCING me to get a shot is absolute shit parenting.

I’m pretty sure Tadashi, Honey Lemon, Gogo, Wasabi, and Fred were just a polycule who met at a robotics club in high school and went to the same college to stick together and Fred just went along because he’s not gonna leave the homies

Psssst go read Animal Farm by George Orwell then think about the USA

I think phineas and ferb are slytherims because c’mon look at them they are the PINACLE of ambition

Happy birthday to my brother Kyle! Good luck being a teenager if anyone hurts you ill bite them

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Today at school I was talking with a girl and she asked me what I liked to do. “Band” I said of course. She asked me what it was and I was blown away. There are people who don’t know what band is. I’ve gotten some new perspective on humanity.

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Walked between two places with same girl today and she’s really nice??? Like I knew she wasn’t mean but she’s pretty cool

I wish I could peel my spine out of my back so that I could actually pop it for once

And also scare my brothers by walking in with the most horror story posture and holding a spine and say “I think I dropped something”

Today at school I was talking with a girl and she asked me what I liked to do. “Band” I said of course. She asked me what it was and I was blown away. There are people who don’t know what band is. I’ve gotten some new perspective on humanity.

My friends seeing me eat ramen again for lunch (I have literally only eaten something else once because I forgot the ramen packet): do you not get tired of it????

me, experiencing ramen bliss: no??? Ramen is wonderful??? Much yum???

Y’know I bet Remus and Tonks were a lavendar marriage. Levandar. Levender. Whatever.

Adult Elmo x Elsa x Happy

this is about my stuffed animals I’ve had for a decade btw not the actually Elmo from Sesame Street and Elsa from Frozen. Happy isn’t really from a fandom she’s a rabbit with a rattle. I actually got her the day I was born, so she’s been with me through EVERYTHING. I lost her when I moved :( but then I found her again! Thinking she was lost, I had married Elmo to Elsa, so I panicked for like a year until I realized poly people were a thing so now they’re all poly together!

DRAT I thought blood fest was OVER I was WRONG

Im pretty sure @i-am-a-fish is single-handedly keeping me hydrated. Thank u fish

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