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[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

Hennyways cis gay and bi men need to form solidarity with trans men, namely trans mlm. Support us and help us feel safe in our own spaces. Call out transphobia and make it clear that it’s not welcome, like I need y’all to actually put in work.

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

Frankly I am not surprised at all that it’s mainly other trans men and wlw reblogging the post but like goddamn not even a sliver of effort huh.

[m-is-for-mj]

Cis bi here

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.

[vulturevanity]

I’m at the best scene in the entire campaign: the deal in Fantasy Costco. You know, THE deal. If Arms Outstretched is the most defining scene story-wise, the Fantasy Costco bit in LIIV would the most memorable comedic bit.

Merle says he’s still saving up for the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom, setting up the entire scene. There is a moment where Griffin off-handedly mentions the Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles (pronounced like tupperware), which can be exchanged for someone’s most valuable item with a high enough persuasion roll.

Magnus takes a while deciding what he wants, giving everyone enough time to forget about both the Sword and the Slicer. Griffin brings out Garfield to get some more of Magnus’s… bodily materials, quietly setting up for the end of The Suffering Game, where he’d presumably die. Meanwhile, Justin has been silent this whole time, buying his time.

Then it’s Taako Time.

He keeps his poker voice while buying both the Slicer and – and Griffin himself brings up, which adds to the comedy of the scene as he fails to notice the trap he’s about to waltz into – Rickle Axage’s Pocket Guide to Adventuring, Third Edition, which gives the whoever reads it a temporary advantage on rolls of a single skill.

I can hear Justin keeping his voice deliberately monotone as he says Taako reads the guide for persuasion.

And then.

Taako: “I have one more transaction I need to conduct.

Garfield: “Okay.”

Taako: “Garfield.”

Garfield: “Yes?”

Taako: “I have something that I think is really gonna interest you.”

*beat*

Griffin McElroy, his very soul trembling with realization: “OH MY GOD.”

This scene cemented Taako as my favourite character in the campaign and TAZ as one of my favourite pieces of fictional media of all time. Nothing tops it. Justin is a genius.

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[luthorsandsupers-blog]

[shisasan]

March 17, 1915 The Diaries Of Franz Kafka, 1914-1923

[wotsukai-remaking]

Good Morning Bimbos and Himbos

[wotsukai-remaking]

God and How Could I forget Thembos

[miggylol]

[walkalongwithasong]

[tinyangryghost]

bonding

[aph-su]

Do you ever remember Gutters and take a moment to cry? 

[mjolkk-deactivated20220220]

WAHHH your style is so cute!! Thank you for sharing your art, it always makes me so excited to see people still enjoying Gutters all these years later ;3;

[plant-folk]

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

[frogmp3]

she is WHAT? sickening

[lookskindadeadinside]

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

mom

[evecoffn]

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

[salty-red-mage]

[salty-red-mage]

I am so glad to see this back on my dash with my addition

[seltzerluvr69]

[mai-nona]

Hey, so the character animation in Soul Eater was really fucking beautiful.

[catchymemes]

[vikingpoteto]

not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression. 

[inquisitale-deactivated20211217]

“would you kill me my love?”

“for wakanda? No question.”

a woman in my theater: “oH I HEARD THAT!!!!”

[they-call-me-marlon]

Wanda Maximov on the otherhand won’t uninstall her dating sim to save the universe.

[rkyrakune]