don't touch my life

i eat food

[abolishice]

Don’t forget that:

[winston-life-hacks-2]

Reow

ReOw

ReopbfpbpfpbpfpOW

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl

[iwasnotinvitedback]

On sunny days I go out walking  I end up on a tree-lined street  I look up at the gaps of sunlight  I miss you more than anything 

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[caragh]

I can’t believe that this post clocked me.

I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.

Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone. 

[unclefather]

[beatlemeat-archive]

[bracketier]

[flowerinaflame]

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

[asrinhuznu-deactivated20191114]

[kitty]

HDASFJHAVSDJH AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[cans-of-rain-deactivated2019010]

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

[porterr-robinson]

[fodsley]

there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.

[olegisachenkov]

[scarlettjane22]

just wow…

[kvothe-kingkiller]

fun fact! while that move is mainly for show now, it originated from when we used horses in wars and battles so they trained the horses to do this and absolutely obliterate anyone behind them

(yes that means someone would be on the horse while it does this)

[humorstaff]

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[im-no-jedi]

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[looky--loo-blog]

Alycia Rainaud maalavidaa 

[animejebbush]

i was at five guys and i’ve never wanted to meet someone more than i do the guy that drew this