The Philosopher Turtle

20, Her/She, Live in Canada, Pansexual/romantic. Go to Uni for History. Sometimes I like to think I'm a philosopher but no. In reality im a turtle who likes to sit in its shell and watch netflix all day. Sometimes depressing so yeah.

[furiousphilosopherturtle]

I feel so off lately.

I finally got off of cymbalta. I keep forgetting to take any of my meds... Any of them. So I feel so off and then this morning I was wrapping my nephew's present (a giant wooden board that I painted) and it fell and cut the bridge of my nose. I started crying and it felt way too good to just cry.

[pk-kenzie]

BELUGA BABE

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

Don’t forget their abs

[hummingyogurt]

Magical creatures

[theotheryongbok]

[theotheryongbok]

I was gonna take a nap but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Happy Halloween

[pikachutwo]

[snufkunt]

gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

[grandnutin-deactivated20200122]

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

[amayikes]

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

[hduece]

18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

[curiooftheheart]

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

[furiousphilosopherturtle]

.

[awwww-cute]

Protective momma watches puppas first swim (Source: https://ift.tt/2Pdz3Y4)

[lyrabelacqua00]

[sandandglass]

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

[emotions-are-dangerous]

this is funny

[king-emare]

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

[bestnatesmithever]

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.

[midnightfunk]

Sigh…

[furstyphoto]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

discord servers explode causing a library of alexandria style loss of gamer information

[brainygremlinofficial-deactivat]

gamer information acts like negative knowledge so this would actually uplift humanity by approximately 6000 years.

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[queerlysad]

[furiousphilosopherturtle]

I certainly would if I could, possibly even include a trip to Hogwarts.

Even that wouldnt make my life better rn.

[furiousphilosopherturtle]

I am really sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help you?

Unless you can magically make my life better not really

[outcastsuggestion]

can’t i just be okay for one fucking day