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“Happy Festvus. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you’re gonna hear about it!”

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bad ideas i have twice an hour: remaking my rots kon

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stoicfulmuses​:

“Of course not! Why would I? It’s just a bowl of cereal.” He remarks before he would then raise a brow. Oh okay that was a pretty good point. “…you know what? Let’s put that to the test! Get two bowls!”

“On it!” In a flash of yellow he was gone and back again, bringing two bowls along with the box of cereal and the milk, “Alright lets see whos way nets you more cereal and whos been doing it wrong their whole life. Spoiler: it’s totally gonna be you.”

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i would like to remind everyone that bart is littl and that living in alabama is a punishment

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stoicfulmuses​:

“Dude. When you put it that way, you almost brought a tear to my eye.” He then proceeds to keep on eating his bowl of cereal. As of without a care in the world, his focus was on eating. “Sorry not sorry.”

“Awful. Just terrible. You don’t even have any shame.” he tisks, shaking his head distastefully, “You get less cereal! It doesn’t even make any sense to do it that way!"

[sleepyssnail]

Knowing there was a possibility Bart could've ended up in 2021 instead of the 90's just doesn't register.

Then again, just seeing 2021 written out before it was even a concept in people's minds is beyond my comprehension

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chaoticxgays​:

   “I probably shouldn’t be going alone into a place full of criminals to save my brother….again.” He doesn’t like this habit! Not one bit. But not like he could just leave Hiro there when the shit hits the fan. At the question, Tadashi shook his head. 

   “No, no, no, just minis. A lot harder to hide full mechs fighting in the streets.” Though he wouldn’t put it past criminals to start doing things like that…. “Just small robots that destroy each other. Only it’s gambled on like dog fights. Do me a favor and if you see a preteen with hair that looks like a rats nest, grab him for me if I don’t find him myself.” And with that, he started his scooter and took off to try and find the organized bot fights. “Hey, What’s your name anyway?” He asked as they sped through the alleyways.

It’s a light jog, all things considered, as he falls into line beside the scooter, following him to wherever it was they were going. “Oh, that’s good, not that minis can’t do a lot of damage if someone really wants them to.” But at least they probably couldn’t take out entire buildings, he might not need to call in backup for this one.

A look of surprise crosses his face at the question, “I’ll totally keep an eye out for your brother, no sweat, but you seriously don’t recognize me, though? Kid Flash? No bells?”  It’d been a long time since he wasn’t recognized on sight. The color scheme with the giant lighting bolt on his chest was usually a dead giveaway. “Don’t watch the news much?”

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@stoicfulmuses​ cont. x

“Of all the terrible things I’ve seen in my very short life. This has to be one of the worst ones.” An exaggeration, of course, but this was a travesty nonetheless, “You know we don’t even HAVE cereal in the future, and you’re disrespecting it like this.”

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chaoticxgays​:

   “Super villain? I’m gonna kill him….” Tadashi said before he ran to grab his scooter. At this rate he needed to get a proper motorcycle. “Back alley ways or any abandon buildings where a bot fight might be taking place. I know his usual hit up spots. Hopefully you’re guy will be there.” Tadashi explained as he put his helmet on. 

   “Get on, Or….no you could probably get there before me, huh?” Given how the guy showed up instant and how he talked, it was a reasonable guess.

“If you wanna go together that’s cool.” It’s said as he reaches up to pull his goggles down over his eyes, “I’ll just run beside you, no big deal. I probably shouldn’t get tired if there might be a fight when we get there anyway.” Fingers twitched at his side while he watched the other put his helmet on, brows furrowing together after a second, “...Whats a bot fight? We talking minis or mechs?” Probably good to know what he’s getting himself into before he gets into it, not that he was going to make a habit out of that.

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chaoticxgays​:

   “…..”

   “No. But I think I may know where to find someone wild like that. All we have to do is find my brother.” Which could be easier said than done. 

“I got a report earlier that he was in this area... I guess I missed him, but the good news is that means he hasn’t hurt committed any crimes yet... would’ve gotten word.” It’s said as he scans the perimeter. “Where's your brother that he might be hanging out with super villains?”

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chaoticxgays​:

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   “Woah, woah, woah, take it easy!” Tadashi said, holding his hands out in front of him at the surprisingly fast talking ginger before him. “Now….can you repeat all of that? Slowly?”

“Right, sorry. Lemme try that again.” He was usually pretty good at slowing his words down, but he still slipped up from time to time. “I was asking if a guy ran through here earlier threatening people with a boomerang.”

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WallY: hey uncle barry

Barry: Hm?

Wally: Can someone still breathe inside of a dryer while it's on?

Barry:

Barry: Wally wheres Bart?

[timbourinedrake]

I am Lightning

They watched Cars One™️ time and haven't stopped quoting it since, much to everyone's despair

[ghoulaug]

Hey you got games on your phone?

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spiriitum​:

every time he wakes up next to wally west, HE THINKS HE’S STILL DREAMING. while this morning is no different, the acrobat is feeling a little bit more cuddly than usual. with a soft groan, dick pushes himself just far enough off the bed to let himself flop down on top of the speedster. “mornin’, babe.” | @fwooosh​​

“Nnn...” He groans as the weight settles on top of him, “Do you have to be such an early bird?” Theres no heat to the words of course, but in an ideal world no one would ever try to wake him up before noon. As it stands he can’t even remember the last time he slept past seven. He yawns, stretching as much as he can underneath him, “Mornin’...”

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protectxthem​:

@fwooosh asked: ♥ from barry to eo

Send ♥ for your muse to get a kiss from mine! | Accepting

He slowly approaches Barry, hands curling into fists before he takes another step and is now in front of Barry, hands pushing the other speedster back against the nearest wall. The younger older blonde shoves Barry against the wall and gets real close.

“You don’t know how long i’ve wanted to do this.” He whispers, leaning in after pulling their both their cowls down. Eo tilts his head and captures Barry’s lips with his own, kissing him deeply.

There were a few things he was expecting today: among the top of the list were bank robberies and terror threats, near the bottom were world peace and ten seconds to himself to relax, and this. Well, it wasn’t on the list at all, if he was being perfectly honest with himself. And something inside him just lets it happen, watching it all in slow motion.

A shove, then another one, firmer, keeping him pressed and pinned. It’s what happens next that catches him far more off guard. The kiss has him gasping, a shiver going down his spine while he finds himself allowing it to happen, even closing his eyes and groaning into it.

[fastestloseralive]

honestly I think the flash museum might be my favorite thing in the comics. like if it were real? I’d go there. that’s not the point of this post. so like little wally west probably begged his aunt and uncle to get him a membership pass there like you can get at museums sometimes so that he can get in free whenever he wants and you know they renew that shit every year, because barry’s literally the reason the place exists so they’re gonna support it, goddammit, but anyway. you’ve got this red-haired dork exploring every inch of the museum every weekend for years straight and he memorizes the layout of the museum, every plaque, everything they have on display, this kid has like infinite knowledge of. the receptionists, tour guides, janitors, everyone on the staff at the flash museum knows wally west by name. time goes on and kid flash starts appearing and well, he’s also got red hair but it’s impossible to say, and wally still shows up every Saturday morning and keeps pushing to the front of the groups and pestering the tour guides until they let him supplement facts into their speeches. It’s adorable, because this kid doesn’t just know flash facts (he insists that the flash loves that term), he’s practically a walking superhero encyclopedia. He knows almost everything about everyone, from Aquaman to Zatanna, from the JSA to the Teen Titans, he knows his stuff. Wally’s ten or eleven or something like that and the guy working the gift shop notices the flash ring on his finger, one that he’s sure isn’t one of the many plastic ones he’s sold to the kid over the years. he says nothing. One day after Wally turns sixteen, they know his birthday by then, so they offer him a job as a tour guide. No interview required, everyone there knows he’s the best for the job, and he just… does not take it. Says he’s busy. The museum staff laugh it off, and Wally just smiles and goes on with his day. One day after kid flash starts being seen in not just central and keystone but in all different corners of the world, Wally comes walking in the door laughing with some friends who look oddly familiar, and he shows off the little teen titans corner of the kid flash wing, and isn’t that neat? and then another few years go by and kid flash kind of disappears, and then there’s a new flash, and Wally stops showing up as often but he’s still got that membership pass going strong and there are talks at the museum about putting up a statue for the new flash and if someone suggests that maybe they make the flash look a little bit like wally west, no one bats an eyelash because there’s no proof, but they all just know