Lord Garmadon

[Set after the events of the movie]

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Hello there. I am Lord Garmadon. Ex-evil warlord and local shark enthusiast. I have decided to make an account on this website as my son has suggested allowing people to see a different side of me may make them less prone to run away from me screaming.

// OOC Rules

1] No bigotry of any kind. I'm here to do silly Lego RP, not deal with people like that.

2] If I don't like an ask/an ask makes me uncomfortable, I will ignore it. Seeing as Garmadon is an adult, I will be slightly more lenient with flirty asks.

3] Will be in character unless specified otherwise in a post. Will indicate this with tags and not writing in red text.

4] If you're also a rp blog, feel free to interact, even if you're not a Ninjago RP blog.

5] Unless specified otherwise, any art posted is by me. My main blog is @saddowthehodgeheg if you want to see any other art I do.

6] DMs will be OOC unless you request otherwise

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Your name isn't an acceptable nickname in pokemon. What did you do!? Did you anger a game developer or something?

//Out of character, I attest this is true. I tried to name a pokemon Garmadon, and they wouldn't let me! Immensely frustrating.

Nintendo just doesn't recognise good names.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Looks like I'm not as bad at this parenting thing as I thought.

I managed to get La-loyd to finally come out of his room. If anyone gives him trouble I'll just threaten them or something. After all, based on the looks some of the Elemental Masters here give me, the majority of them are still wary of me which im not above using to my advantage.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd would receive a knock on his door, which would slowly creak open.*

La-loyd? Are you awake? I'm coming in, ok? You haven't been out of this room in a while.

- @g4rm4d4ddy

...yeah...I'm awake...you don't have to come in...

[g4rm4d4ddy]

*Garmadon would come in and take a seat on the edge of the bed.*

Here, brought you some noodles.

*He held out one of the two bowls he was holding.*

Oh... I'm not hungry-

That won't work on me. You haven't left your room since you got back here. Noodles. Now.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd would sit up, taking the bowl from his dad. He would eventually begin eating his noodles.*

[g4rm4d4ddy]

*The pair would eat in silence for a while before Garmadon eventually decided to speak.*

So...that match you had was...unexpected...and I understand if you don't want to talk about it, but I'm here if you want to.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd was hesitant. On one hand, he didn't even want to think about it. On the other, he had spent his entire life wishing he had his father in his life to some degree...*

I just...I don't want people to think I'm evil like-

*Lloyd paused. He almost said 'like you' out of habit.*

[g4rm4d4ddy]

You can say it you know. Even if I'm making an attempt to be good now, that doesnt mean you cant acknowledge I was evil. Its in my blood.

I know, after all, oni are supposed to be evil, right?

What? Well, yes, but that's not what I was talking about.

What do you mean?

*Garmadon noticed Lloyd sit up a little straighter, clearly intrigued.*

Well, yeah, I wasn't kidding when I told your friends I got bit by a snake that gave me four arms. It was a long time ago. I was just a bit younger than you if I remember correctly.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

Wait...you weren't just messing with them?

Of course not. Look.

*Lloyd would lean, noticing a pair of barely visible tooth marks on Garmadon's hand. He had to look rather close to see them.*

I dont get it, how can a snake do that?

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Well, it wasn't a regular snake. Your grandmother used to have a pet snake she forbade your Uncle and I from messing with, one day Wu dared me to touch it and I did, so it bit me.

Wait. Uncle Wu dared you? That doesnt seem like something he'd do.

Not now. When we were kids he was the misbehaving one, believe it or not. Well, until the snake bit me. Either way this is about me, not him. So. This snake bit me and its venom is what turned me evil. I guess slowly over time, it just became harder to feel kindness or empathy. For a ehile, after I met your mother and we had you, I thought I was getting better...but...well, I clearly wasn't the case...where was I going with this?

...something about evil being in your blood?

Ah yes. Don't be afraid to say you dont want to turn out like me. As cool and intimidating as I am...that's not what I want for you. Its not what's right for you. After all, while part of you is dragoni, the rest of you is human. But you are all of you.

...what?

...I don't know. Words of wisdom was always Wu's thing. The point is, you're not evil.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd would receive a knock on his door, which would slowly creak open.*

La-loyd? Are you awake? I'm coming in, ok? You haven't been out of this room in a while.

- @g4rm4d4ddy

...yeah...I'm awake...you don't have to come in...

[g4rm4d4ddy]

*Garmadon would come in and take a seat on the edge of the bed.*

Here, brought you some noodles.

*He held out one of the two bowls he was holding.*

Oh... I'm not hungry-

That won't work on me. You haven't left your room since you got back here. Noodles. Now.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd would sit up, taking the bowl from his dad. He would eventually begin eating his noodles.*

[g4rm4d4ddy]

*The pair would eat in silence for a while before Garmadon eventually decided to speak.*

So...that match you had was...unexpected...and I understand if you don't want to talk about it, but I'm here if you want to.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd was hesitant. On one hand, he didn't even want to think about it. On the other, he had spent his entire life wishing he had his father in his life to some degree...*

I just...I don't want people to think I'm evil like-

*Lloyd paused. He almost said 'like you' out of habit.*

[g4rm4d4ddy]

You can say it you know. Even if I'm making an attempt to be good now, that doesnt mean you cant acknowledge I was evil. Its in my blood.

I know, after all, oni are supposed to be evil, right?

What? Well, yes, but that's not what I was talking about.

What do you mean?

*Garmadon noticed Lloyd sit up a little straighter, clearly intrigued.*

Well, yeah, I wasn't kidding when I told your friends I got bit by a snake that gave me four arms. It was a long time ago. I was just a bit younger than you if I remember correctly.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

I have to say your good parenting skills have managed to develop very quickly well done!

It really helps to try think what Koko would say or do. She always knows what to say.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd would receive a knock on his door, which would slowly creak open.*

La-loyd? Are you awake? I'm coming in, ok? You haven't been out of this room in a while.

- @g4rm4d4ddy

...yeah...I'm awake...you don't have to come in...

[g4rm4d4ddy]

*Garmadon would come in and take a seat on the edge of the bed.*

Here, brought you some noodles.

*He held out one of the two bowls he was holding.*

Oh... I'm not hungry-

That won't work on me. You haven't left your room since you got back here. Noodles. Now.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd would sit up, taking the bowl from his dad. He would eventually begin eating his noodles.*

[g4rm4d4ddy]

*The pair would eat in silence for a while before Garmadon eventually decided to speak.*

So...that match you had was...unexpected...and I understand if you don't want to talk about it, but I'm here if you want to.

[la-lloyd-garmadon]

*Lloyd would receive a knock on his door, which would slowly creak open.*

La-loyd? Are you awake? I'm coming in, ok? You haven't been out of this room in a while.

- @g4rm4d4ddy

...yeah...I'm awake...you don't have to come in...

[g4rm4d4ddy]

*Garmadon would come in and take a seat on the edge of the bed.*

Here, brought you some noodles.

*He held out one of the two bowls he was holding.*

Oh... I'm not hungry-

That won't work on me. You haven't left your room since you got back here. Noodles. Now.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Did you have powers of destruction? Did you knew he did?.

Not really beyond the usual abilities oni have. Had no idea I'd passed them onto Lloyd though.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

I don't think he wants to be congratulated on killing someone.. because that's like really bad

Its not the worst thing someone can do.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Are you going to go to your son orrr...?

I was going to go congratulate him on his victory, but he left with Morro before I could. Morro told me to give him some time for dome reason, so I'll just wait until I get the chance.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

"I didn't make that" has no reason to be funny

Its true. I didn't make that one.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

what’s with the evil lloyd clone?

No idea. I didn't make that.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Imagine yourself as a dragon or some spiritual thingamajig

I don't think it works like that. I can tap into my oni side easy enough. Perhaps it has something to do with the venom...?

[g4rm4d4ddy]

You should give it a try. Maybe you still can and have an extra set of legs?

I don't even really remember how to.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Do you have an oni and a dragon form?

I do but I haven't actually used the dragon one since I got bitten by that snake, so I don't know if I can even use it anymore.

[g4rm4d4ddy]

Bet your mom was mad when she found out you messed with her snake.

She was pretty mad at Wu for daring mea and me for actually going through with it, but she was more worried about how it would effect me.