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shitposts and cute animals, mostly

[tumbwr]

salamander otter ferret cutiebug hog deer angel gatito kity and bugge

[tumbwr]

salamander ferret otter cheetah cutiebug

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

they shadowbanned me from finding real n true love

[barstoolblues]

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries

[oneheadtoanother]

[animentality]

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[cali]

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

[cali]

[lmaonade]

you are just like computer file i delete you

[beatlesweatles]

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[delmondo]

we have poop school tomorrow

[h4lfsleeper]

its not funny

[delmondo]

sorry

[byteofsoup]

It's my birthday so you all have to look at my gooby. She's 6 months old

[byteofsoup]

Her power continues to grow

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon Request

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

[unyieldingsilence]

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[rowanisawriter]

exactly, bestie. Exactly

[cryptotheism]

I feel like Squidward is the type of gay man who sexually imprinted on an unrequited crush in his teens and has been chasing it's shadow ever since. Sexually speaking I think it would be difficult for him to be present. It's not that he has trouble being vulnerable, I think he's a vulnerable if tense lover. Like whenever he sleeps with somebody new he can only see them when measured against an ideal he won't allow himself to fully comprehend. Because if he ever looks at it head on, he knows it will never happen perfectly. Like, he has a hard time indulging in his partners fantasies, especially when it clashes with the semiconscious image in his head. So the sex is pleasant but tense and distant.

[cryptotheism]

It wasn't Squilliam. It was some other person that moved schools and vanished before the advent of social media. Squilliam was the NEXT uncomfortable crush, but it formed around the unresolved feelings from the first crush, which is part of why he's feels so bitter towards Squilliam.

[crawfishcomic]

Mappa Mundi

[thelovelygods]