fresh fruit forever

bon | 23 | gatoraded.carrd.co | @caprisunset and @sstrawberrysapphic are my sideblogs

[fnordseer5]

has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[bi-is-beautifull]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[loveridden1999]

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[alivehouse]

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

[segamascott]

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work