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[butt-berry]

Happy Halloween! Bulbasaur is back and this year he's going as everyone's favourite haunted chandelier

[snorlax]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎉🎆🎇🎊🍾

[secondlastk]

u dont understand how disappointed i am that this dog didnt appear on my dash this year and how hard i tried to find a post that included both pictures

[panicatthedisco]

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Happy Holidays Everyone!!

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[fanonical]

look, it doesn’t matter how uninterested you are in the harry potter franchise these days (i know i’m not) but we can all agree on one thing

stan luna lovegood

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[lisbonsteresa]

I was a member of a 60-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called D A N C E D A N C E R E S O L U T I O N: We Resolve To Dance. One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight because I’d framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft, so he started a new dance crew called hashtag DougLife and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said, “Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight.” That night, as the clock struck 12:00, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before and slashed all their tires. It was dope. The end.

By

Jason Mendoza

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

[parliamentrook]

really important.

[lena-zorel]

This is lesbian culture

[punkegg]

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[identitypollution]

I made some spooky motivational art to remind you that even though it doesn’t always feel like it, you are going to kick this in the metaphorical ass.

[positivedoodles]

[glumshoe]

I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.

[mezzalunanova]

Douglas Adams ghostwrote this

[helperhoopoe]

remember to cry for help without guilt-tripping. i know it feels like you’ve been abandoned and betrayed, but it’s probably not true, and it’s not okay to accuse the people around you of something they might not have done.

“i guess none of you like me” could be better phrased as “i feel unloved right now”

“but nobody cares anyway” could be better phrased as “i feel insignificant and i need reassurance”

rather than assuming others’ feelings, give them time to explain them. you’ll usually get a much better answer.

[dankouu-blog-deactivated2020112]

[truthdoesnotleadtofreedom-deact]

Bless whoever made this.

[deathclawpussy-blog]

Also a huge mood

[ouma-against-dickheads]

Mood

[big-ass-magnet]

all these deadpool comic runs are ridiculous. Deadpool vs This. Deadpool kills That. 

how about Deadpool Has a Nice Day? Deadpool Is Validated by His Peers. Someone Loves Deadpool Because of His Flaws Not in Spite of Them. Something Nice Happens to Deadpool and It Is Not Immediately Ripped Away from Him by a Cold and Unfeeling Universe. 

[lucytopaz]

Did Deadpool write this?

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

she just lets them wear whatever tf they want :’)

[1dietcokeinacan]

@theocseason4 Miss Fox Did That!

[bvlgaria]