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Theodorus - ⚧️ - Xe/Xem - horny blog - trans man - I post whatever

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

I remember you giving recs for wand vibrators before, do you have recs for anal toys? I’m just getting into anal and I can fit big plugs now. So now I’m adventuring into larger toys, along with vibrating toys. Any recs?

nope! I'm (mostly) a top, I play here differently. toys kinda annoy me, I have a more hands-in approach.

dearest audience members, is there something that you particularly like to put in your butt?

[goliathbeetles]

If you are good with fantasy toys anon, I’ve had a lot of good experiences with twintail creations for my anal stuff.

They have a wide size range from mini (usually around 5in insertable length and around 1.75in diameter at largest point) to XL (usually around 11in insertable length and 3in diameter at largest point). I mostly stick to the minis-small. They have a lot of tapered options that I love. Using them along with thatstrap to hold them on a pillow or plush to ride has been amazing.

[iahfy]

Korra in backless dress

[goliathbeetles]

Sometimes I overthink when I’m drawing penises because both when I make it too big and when I make it too small there has been people saying it’s ’problematic’ so I and try to draw the most average sized penis. Then I’ll send it to a friend they tell me I’m over thinking it so I then lasso select the penis and make it the size of the characters forearm.

[goliathbeetles]

If you are drawing mommy dom x little boy size difference art and you are giving the mommy a dick and the boy a pussy you gotta emphasize the size difference. If you don’t do that and send it to a friend with a huge MDLB kink she will lecture you and why the mommy having a big dick it’s important.

[goliathbeetles]

Sometimes I overthink when I’m drawing penises because both when I make it too big and when I make it too small there has been people saying it’s ’problematic’ so I and try to draw the most average sized penis. Then I’ll send it to a friend they tell me I’m over thinking it so I then lasso select the penis and make it the size of the characters forearm.

[goliathbeetles]

How it feels to wake up after a 14 hour depression nap and immediately start jerking off

[boybeetles]

Why did they put him in 3 layers. I bet he’s sweaty as hell.

[goliathbeetles]

Drawing more often and everytime I get horny about something and text a friend about it they encourage me to draw it like some devil on my shoulder. I need sfw art to add to my ko-fi but everytime inspiration strikes it’s either about some girls boobs or some guys sweaty hole . Honestly since starting T it’s become increasingly hard to draw SFW stuff

[goliathbeetles]

Lexapro and Testosterone is not a mix for the weak, I’m so god damn horny all the time but it takes like 30+min for me to even cum with constant stimulation so I start to feel like a feral animal because of how hard it is for me to get a release

[boybeetles]

Help wanted and Commissions open!

Hi, I’m a trans guy who’s now trying to cover my expenses. Currently I’m living in the dorms over the summer with my brother and looking for a job.

My current expenses im looking to cover is this : $275 every 3 months for hrt appointments + labs, $100-$150 every month for my half of the grocery bills, and then extra money will be put aside into my savings for future expenses.

My commissions and donations are open. It’s $25 usd for a simple uncolored sketch of a single character commission like this + $15 per extra character +$15 for color.

If you want to commission me please contact me via tumblr or discord (goliathbeetles) because ko-fi tends to snipe people over anything.

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Examples of my work under cut

(censored versions for tumblr, commissions you receive will be uncensored)

[goliathbeetles]

have been looking at vintage pin ups recently

[goliathbeetles]

girlfriend who says its okay if you fuck your dad, but only if shes allowed to watch full on Bluesky and Twitter

[goliathbeetles]

They are taking me out back and putting me down because I keep redrawing things over and over again

[goliathbeetles]

girlfriend who says its okay if you fuck your dad, but only if shes allowed to watch full on Bluesky and Twitter

[goliathbeetles]

#mysterious

[goliathbeetles]

girlfriend who says its okay if you fuck your dad, but only if shes allowed to watch full on Bluesky and Twitter

[goliathbeetles]

the human form... is confusing to draw

[goliathbeetles]

Brocon fic having untagged daddy kink. One incest at a time please

[goliathbeetles]

Okay never mind found a twincest fic with mommy kink. Two incest at a time is okay now

[goliathbeetles]

Pussy Leon mod where he has a trimmed bush….. that’s wrong. Untamed forest … give me untamed forest Leon pussy

[goliathbeetles]

Maybe its because im insane but i just jerked it with a strap (like wearing one and pretending its a dick and going through the motions) along with a grinder and it’s probably the best orgasm I’ve ever had

[goliathbeetles]

Brocon fic having untagged daddy kink. One incest at a time please