Svengoolie's Dungeon

Oh hi, I'm Svengoolie! Chicago's Horror loving Ghoul! Don't worry, I hunger for a scary movie, not people! (RP account for Svengoolie)

[rpmemesbyarat]

Recommend romantic candidates for my muses and see their reaction!

Note: They do not have to be ones my muses would like!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[chaosmicjelly-deactivated202302]

@goofygoolie​

*The film was still playing.* Yeah I know, but my dad did it, so it’s tradition. Plus, it’s really well-padded in there.

How he was raving about his bed, it really must be comfortable! Now pretty curious, Perrine squeezed, without asking first of course, past Svengoolie, and climbed into the coffin. The half-Quilon sat down, leaned against the back.

“Yeah, it’s not bad..” she said as tilting her head back to look at the ghoul.

[goofygoolie]

..Something on your mind?

[chaosmicjelly-deactivated202302]

@goofygoolie​

“I’m getting tired in here,” she chuckled, crossed her arms behind her head.

“How about this: I sleep here, and you get the couch on my ship..” Was this a joke? Maybe..

[goofygoolie]

...Couch on your ship? Hmm Is it a nice ship?

[goofygoolie]

Sorry, that’s one of my “friends.” He helps me with my fanmail.

[untouchable-lightning]

“You must get a lot.” To need help with it.

[goofygoolie]

Oh without a doubt! *shows her some letters and photos* I have very kind fans! I even got this recently! *holds up a key* A key to the city of Berwyn!

Offscreen: Berwyn?!

Er..yeah.

[chaosmicjelly-deactivated202302]

@goofygoolie​

*The film was still playing.* Yeah I know, but my dad did it, so it’s tradition. Plus, it’s really well-padded in there.

How he was raving about his bed, it really must be comfortable! Now pretty curious, Perrine squeezed, without asking first of course, past Svengoolie, and climbed into the coffin. The half-Quilon sat down, leaned against the back.

“Yeah, it’s not bad..” she said as tilting her head back to look at the ghoul.

[goofygoolie]

..Something on your mind?

[rpmemesyo]

Send 📎 and an AU you'd like to see my muse in, and I'll say if I'd do it!

[chaosmicjelly-deactivated202302]

@goofygoolie​

I can get out whenever I want. *opens the bottom half and walks out of it,revealing normal black pants and shoes* I just like to open and close my show in the coffin, also I sleep in it. *shrugs* That part’s a tradition my dad started.

“Huh.” Perrine nodded in a human manner, yet couldn’t imagine herself sleeping in this position. 

“Thought only vampires do that.” Well, maybe he belonged to a similar species. The alien didn’t know that much about this planet’s inhabitants.

As suddenly remembering that a few minutes ago a screen in this room started to show a video, she turned around to check if it’s still playing.

[goofygoolie]

*The film was still playing.* Yeah I know, but my dad did it, so it's tradition. Plus, it's really well-padded in there.

[goofygoolie]

…What do ya think I am, a pinata?

A voice from a nearby desk: Well you’re naturally stuffed all the time!

Sven: Not now Kerwynn!!

[untouchable-lightning]

Ariel jerks a little at the unexpected voice, letting out a few sparks.

“I don’t know? It seemed rude to ask or assume.”

[goofygoolie]

Sorry, that's one of my "friends." He helps me with my fanmail.

[iknowitwontwork]

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

[bringbackwendellvaughn]

[furiouskettle]

I’ve been reading so much 90s doom patrol my brain is kind of melting a little. Cliff needs so many hugs.

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you enjoy unprompted starters!

[goofygoolie]

Huh, maybe you should talk to a scientist about this. Just stay away from monsters on tables. Lightning tends to wake them up.

[untouchable-lightning]

“Probably. But I don’t know any scientists. And I haven’t run into any monsters yet.”

[goofygoolie]

...What do ya think I am, a pinata?

A voice from a nearby desk: Well you're naturally stuffed all the time!

Sven: Not now Kerwynn!!

[b-lk]

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

[averagefez]

Rest in Peace, Mr. Conroy.

[multi-muse-transect]

Long live the Dark Knight. Thank you Kevin.

[evenstevenh]

Deal with werewolves in two easy steps! :D

[monstrousproductions]

missing the very important step of Kiss Upon Snoot but otherwise 10/10 very informational