Colleen

I'm funny... at least that's what my mother tells me. Tumblr Wife: irresistibleugh

[taylorswift]

Um. SO much to tell you. I’m a massive fan of this brilliant artist and after getting to know her I can confirm: she is THE ONE to watch. So delighted to say that Karma Featuring the incredible Ice Spice will be out TOMORROW night at MIDNIGHT ET as a part of the new Midnights (Til Dawn Edition) deluxe album that you can pre-order now at taylor.lnk.to/thetildawnedition!

In addition to Karma Ft Ice Spice… You asked for it, we listened: Lana and I went back into the studio specifically to record more Lana on Snow on the Beach. Love u Lana 🥰😆☺️

But wait there’s more… for those of you going to the East Rutherford shows - we will have a new special edition CD available ONLY on site starting at 12:30pm ET on Friday! This CD will have a never before heard Midnights vault track called “You’re Losing Me”!

[grabatitty]

[grabatitty]

[dailylilnasx]

Mont giving us some GREAT material the last couple days.

[crystaliskandar]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[gluten-free-pussy]

Me in the bathroom at work

[saddest-cat-hours]

[chronicowboy]

valkyrie: I'm not gonna fall in love with thor

jane: *is mighty thor*

valkyrie:

[oukime]

[yeoja]

im the heart

[zog-agent]

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[mockwa]

[toastoat]

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Posts that changed the world pt. 2

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[pettycentral]

[grabatitty]

In the mornings -

Hair a mess, freckles askinder -

When your fingers curled over mine

When you didn’t ask me to stay

But I wanted to

In those moments,

With your breath promising nothing but another,

I think I must have told you I loved you,

I think I must have told you how beautiful you were,

When I was sure you were still asleep

[love-menamassoud]

Literally the most perfect Aladdin we could have 🥰

[grabatitty]

When I think of happiness More than a few things come to mind Snowy mountain peaks in mid-July, Fireworks in the summer sky

But when I think of true joy, I think of very few, And what does it mean if every time, It brings me back to you

[fourhystericalqueens-blog]

one thing i love about queen is that 80% of the time, they never look like they’re dressed for the same event 

[allthe-queens-men]

[thewhitephosphorus-deactivated2]

is brian going to a lisa frank convention? 

[deacydarling]

john: Fun Substitute Teacher ™

freddie: just auditioned for “the outsiders”

brian: ????

roger: hugh hefner cosplay

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

i didn’t know mr bean was a member of queen