The Green Goblin's Hoard

She/Her 22 years... A hoard of all the funny posts I end up reblogging >:3 TERFs fuck yourself

[37-battle-droids]

[yesornopolls]

Do you judge strangers internally and then correct yourself?

Do you judge strangers internally and then correct yourself?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[kabber]

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[proxmox-official]

proxmox is shit

:(

[dogpuppy]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 78

Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)

Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Preminger (Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper)

Voting ended onJun 8

[jumpy-b]

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

oughhhh look at my big red boob throat oughhhh its so obscene dont you like it ooguhhhh

[pankendev]

whatever. does this to you

[pankendev]

[dapper-lil-arts]

evil pomni: youre a good kisser ragatha but also A FAGGOT

Loved this ask so much I had to draw it

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[3000s]

we are in truble

[human-pet-they]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

[sour-charity]

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

[medievaljournalist]

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

[mysharona1987]

[lynati]

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

[bogleech]

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

[gauntletqueen]

I see eat food and I eat it. FUCK