queen of rot

would rather do sometning really badly than do anything with "ai"

[greenteaharlot]

Behold: a chicken

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[playthings2007]

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying

[greenteaharlot]

after years of being surrounded by standard issue theatre nerds i have now befriended an entirely different beast: tall theatre nerds.

they climbed down a balcony to help me move my heavy ass plantbox and pet my cat

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[thoodleoo]

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[s4turn3st]

Adrian preparing food: “I was older than you before you left and now our age gap is wider isn’t that weird”

Rocky: “can yuo eat that in front of me”

[blanketfort-brainrot]

The way everyone is progressively scaling up Adrian’s character design is so fucking,,!— (🎶need human word🎵)

But hell fucking yeah it’s giving “my true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler building”.

Like I get it Rocky. Idk how Eridian attraction works but I’d lock that mountain down too.

[brysbeddixt]

Does Ryan Gosling know that his pull within the neurodivergent queer community has just been boosted 10000000% more than his role as Ken ever did?? Does he know?? Does he know we’re all over here barking and foaming at the mouth at his autistic aroace little fuckin scientist guy who’s twins with himself and in love with Markiplier? Or in a qpr sandwich with two rocks?? Does he know he has reached #1 blorbo status for like 1/5 of this website??

Nobody should ever tell him. Nobody needs to add tumblr icon to his long list of accolades, he’s got too many already

[thedarkbringer]

Just for clarification:

Laika - sent into the stars on a suicide mission, never meant to survive, by a group of scientists she trusted.

Felicette - survived her journey, "did what she was told," and was euthanized afterwards anyway.

Anyway, I am very normal about the movies Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[greenteaharlot]

love it when the (apparently unkillable) ai in your phone listens to your complaints about being unable to get the beard even (theatre makeup) and starts giving you (tooootallyyy raandooom) beard maintenance ads

it's giving consumerist mass surveilance :3

[catasters]

[greenteaharlot]

a most fearsome beast, indeed

[beerecordings]

Ryland Grace 🤝 Desmond Miles

Being chosen by others as the sacrificial lamb against their will when all they wanted to do was lead a normal life, but in the end choosing to be heroes willing to die to save the entire world (and burning the hell out of their arms in the process)

[pisshandkerchief]

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012