🖤Josie🖤

eat cheese n’ sin 🐀 MDNI Patrick Bateman if he was a girl…and broke

[prettypathosis]

panic! at the disco members color-picked from the albums i most associate with them

[3000s]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[grungegal63]

The manager of my apartment complex walked in on me stepping outta the tanning bed completely naked and accidentally displayed my fully nude body to 3 other tenants today. They gave me a chipotle gift card as compensation and now I feel like I just had a taste of what it’s like being an entry level stripper 😭😭

[diary-of-alice]

pro-tip: your blog is about you. be self-indulgent, self-absorbed, and self-possessed. go all in on your obsessions. this is a work of self-expression, a living monument to your heart.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[swampthing07]

[ravensloane]

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

[quinquangularist]

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

[ravensloane]

k hold on

[ravensloane]

where are my parents

[junglejim4322]

They need a pride flag for this

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[grungegal63]

“what’s being a licensed wildlife rehabilitator like?”

About 95% gruesome accident cases and 5% “a baby fawn needs to be moved bc it’s laying in a high traffic road”. And lemme tell you, I absolutely adore the 5% 🤍

[ryebreadgf]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[ozempicofficial]

[grungegal63]

I love my silly lil town 🖤