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"I'm a little asparagus baby" Laura Miller 12/6/2015 Happy Chanukah

"I don't think one dildo would be enough" -Mieke

Unknown: You wanna play a game with a bunch of die?

Sarah: You wanna play a game where a bunch of people die?

Sam: I'm playing that game. I'm twenty years in.

"Stop smoking" -Jackson (no joke)

do you ever try to wipe the asterisk off your keyboard because you think it's a speck of something? - SJ

on the gourd, which was described as looking like a butt plug "but you shouldn't use it as a butt plug, because there's not flared base" - mieke

okay i'm gonna go lie prone on my day bed until it's time for immigration - whiteman

"realism is undervalued in pornography" - dj

"You know what I have had it up to *HERE* " Alec

typical

"'You too' - that was an inclusive statement" -Ben Q Leeee

"one time when i was small my dog pushed me into a well. true story." -jackson

so true

"my hair is a cancer risk right now" -jackson "esteban st. cruz" sutton

i just keep cummin off the top--asbestos - nicki minaj

"I didn't ask to love Rihanna, but she broke into my heart and lodged herself there!" -Sammmmm

"fuck you bitch, I like your tits!" -jordan

that's right bitches up & running tell me yr secrets

How often do you get to hate yourself on a yacht?- Samm Swann

first one of da term

"It's funny, 'cause no one likes lepers." -Laura

In response to:

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Keep the tip."

I almost pricked my bum on that cactus-Riley

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