Your Eardrums Are Playing Drums

[incorrectkuroshitsuji]

Sebastian: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Baldroy: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

[cyberxbattalion]

[memesandmylife]

[jaubaius]

LOL

[marquisedemasque]

Ok but this is such an existential horror.

Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.

They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.

It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.

But yeah this is a really cute video 

[anonymoustypewriter]

You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen

[nerdreamer]

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[s4pph0m3t]

[junglejim4322]

I think about this tweet all the time this is what gave bisexuals rights

[willgrahamscock]

homophobes are so weird why are you thinking about gay people while proposing?

[werebutch]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[chaoticneutralnpc]

A global outage of IT systems worldwide because of one faulty software update?? Totally unpredictable.

[decompose1]

phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[quakerjoe]

[correllian]

[thisuserhaspassed]

[animentality]

[thememedaddy]