Modern Male Form

Sexy modern makes

[harmlesspervert92]

All I want for my birthday is to lick a dudes armpits

[drpeppuh93]

My introverted side enjoying every minute of self isolation

[acciowine]

*pumps a load into you as a friend*

[frenchgayplayer]

[beardburnme2]

[alanh-me-deactivated20200816]

125k+ follow all things gay, naturist and “eye catching”  

[surprisebitch]

There is a widespread belief in the LGBT community that one can determine if a gamer is active (top) or receptive (bottom) in sexual intercourse based on the job class they primarily play. It is a stereotype that Damage and Tank mains are tops while Support mains are bottoms. However, if we analyze the nature and function of each class, we can see a psychological contradiction. This is especially true for Tanks whose role is to mitigate and to take damage for the team. In colloquial terms, tanks “take a pounding.” In this essay, I will

[itsthebrisknees]

it can even be argued that healers are tops-

[thequantumqueer]

dont healers have a powerbottom thing?

[lastvalyrian]

I strongly disagree OP. Damage dealers are bottoms because they let others do the real work

[surprisebitch]

But dealing damage is work! If you don’t deal enough damage during a raid that has a timer or if you don’t meet the DPS requirement to beat the monster then you’re accountable. Being a DPS takes big responsibility because you have the biggest potential capacity to carry. Although, tanks and supports can carry too, but only to a certain extent. That being said, they are super vital in every team and the backbone of the team fight.

Anyway, to add to this assessment, here are the results I have gathered from this research:

Melee DPS: Dom Top

Ranged Physical DPS: Service Top

Magic DPS: Vers Top

Main Tank: Pig Bottom

Off Tank: Power Bottom

Support: True Top (includes Dom & Service)

Flex: True Vers

This is based on a cross-sectional survey and a recurring number of experiments. I will not be taking any questions at this time, but I can assure you the data is representative of the gaymer community. Any questions, you may direct to my secretary.

Thank you for your participation and please look forward to my Kickstarter to fund for my future academic research: Why R/HealSluts is Not Representative of the Healer Mains In the Gay Community. 

Finally, thank you for coming to my TEDTalk. Have a good day or good night

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

[harmlesspervert92]

Me every morning

[ryrythescienceguy]

don’t just let boys be feminine. Let MEN be feminine. Grown-ass men. Hairy, fat, old, muscular, unattractive, disabled, etc.

The ones that aren’t young, thin, hairless, conventionally attractive twinks. Let them be feminine too.

Without making it weird and fetish-ey, for fuck’s sake. Think y’all can manage that?

[davepetasprite-ebooks-deactivat]

dont even look at this post if youre a transphobe

[fairyfawm]

heres a TOTALLY BLANK image!! there is DEFINITELY NO REASON for u to click it!!!!!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

[papermariosuggestion]

[unaffiliatedhorseblog]

O

[thyrell]

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

[kahairy3]

Instagram : josiivangomes 

[harmlesspervert92]

I NEED this man in my lyfe

[thebookofloveislong]

Take a sniff babes

[harmlesspervert92]

Anytime, gorgeous

[robeblr]

Summer beef 🥩

[harmlesspervert92]

Meal of the day

[daisiesmakingchains]

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

[daisiesmakingchains]

[newtgeiszler]

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

[the-barista-district]

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

[mishellfishbeach]

I hope the trans community steals gender reveal parties

[whiskeybeard]

PLEASE steal gender reveal parties

[n1ightw1ng]

[thetomska]

[whiskeybeard]

[solarmorrigan]

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

[loveharuokumura]

Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn’t get the point across

[hookedonafeeeling]

That’s because lord of the flies isn’t representative of humanity it’s representative of rich white male shitheads