TOP THAT

who up twinning their peaks

[mandycore420]

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

[haroldhoudini]

callout post for tumblr user @garysinises :

Is so predisposed to contradict everything I say that when I told her my girlfriend and I had been called “demon whores” by a random old man on the street, she argued that it was actually problematic of me to assume “demon whores” wasn’t actually a neutral, descriptive phrase

[lamignonette]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

⚠️sweetiepie located

[redstonedust]

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....

[the-uss-premise]

Various K/S pins, 1970s-80s

Art on bottom right is by Pat Stall. -- Click here to see the full version! --

[stroebe2]

[haroldhoudini]

Should I put this on a shirt and wear it to pride

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[innocentmurmurs]

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[klapollo]

[haroldhoudini]

Moving today. Two construction/contractor trucks parked blocking our street. Five animals to manage. Both of us got our periods today. Yeehaw

[haroldhoudini]

Feeling more emo about moving out of this place than my first one tbh! This was the apartment I started a business in, the one I lived in when my best friend moved a block away, the one that I spent so much time feeling big, sad, impossible things in. The place where I fit my whole friend group in on an air mattress in the living room for a sleepover before any of them had kids. I cooked so many meals at this shitty stove that doesn’t even work right. I made pancakes and pasta with my best friend here. I spent so much time in here feeling like this was the best life would ever get, spent so much time feeling like I’d never find romantic love, and then doing so much therapy in here to get to a place where I could maybe be hopeful.

This is the place where I came back from my first date with a woman I’d met on bumble and told my dog about it, as I did after every first date. This is the place I cooked that woman dinner, while she was in the next room, laughing hysterically while my dog licked her face. And now my dog and I are moving in with that woman. And my best friend will be moving to a house that’s a six minute drive away. And I’m just feeling sappy and grateful and something very warm!!

[haroldhoudini]

The movers came and went and today was so tiring and now we’re showered and under a weighted blanket and eating ice cream in bed while we watch the x-files

[haroldhoudini]

Moving today. Two construction/contractor trucks parked blocking our street. Five animals to manage. Both of us got our periods today. Yeehaw

[haroldhoudini]

Feeling more emo about moving out of this place than my first one tbh! This was the apartment I started a business in, the one I lived in when my best friend moved a block away, the one that I spent so much time feeling big, sad, impossible things in. The place where I fit my whole friend group in on an air mattress in the living room for a sleepover before any of them had kids. I cooked so many meals at this shitty stove that doesn’t even work right. I made pancakes and pasta with my best friend here. I spent so much time in here feeling like this was the best life would ever get, spent so much time feeling like I’d never find romantic love, and then doing so much therapy in here to get to a place where I could maybe be hopeful.

This is the place where I came back from my first date with a woman I’d met on bumble and told my dog about it, as I did after every first date. This is the place I cooked that woman dinner, while she was in the next room, laughing hysterically while my dog licked her face. And now my dog and I are moving in with that woman. And my best friend will be moving to a house that’s a six minute drive away. And I’m just feeling sappy and grateful and something very warm!!

[pjackk]

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

[haroldhoudini]

Moving today. Two construction/contractor trucks parked blocking our street. Five animals to manage. Both of us got our periods today. Yeehaw

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved