"Who do you think you are?" I scream pointing a baguette to her face. "Why must you do this?" I continue, pulling a frog out of my pocket. "Look what you've done!" croaks the frog, biting the baguette

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@heartoftinyaddictions
"Who do you think you are?" I scream pointing a baguette to her face. "Why must you do this?" I continue, pulling a frog out of my pocket. "Look what you've done!" croaks the frog, biting the baguette
Can you believe that my best friend is literally the best human in the whole world? Wild.
@hopestoleourfantasyforever
halsey’s speech at the women’s march 😭💖
this was so emotional and heartbreaking and i absolutely love her 💖
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
(me @ you @hopestoleourfantasyforever)
Me: Small but knowing
you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like
this movie is fucking art
BAHAHHAHA
there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you
@heartoftinyaddictions
AWWWWWWW I LOVE YOU @hopestoleourfantasyforever
if you guys break up, don’t go posting indirect or even direct quotes about them smfh it’s so annoying and childish shit grow up and get over it
Go to Italy, Rome around and pasta time
fun personality quiz here :) don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!
okay so the paranoia thing was definitely a useful warning because I was a stubborn little dick and took it anyway, and now my heart’s racing BUT the results were honestly freakishly accurate how the fuck did you get that much about me from weird blurry shape preferences
anyway so this post is a psychological horror game.
I didn’t come to be called out like this
brO
Fond of tradition, but attached more to the joy of human interaction, you are often a beacon of hope to those members of society who have lost faith or who are in need of succor. You are often emotional, and this emotionality is rarely held in check. Kind and helping by nature, when affronted you will explode, and just as suddenly when the pain has passed return to normalcy again. On occasion this quick and vibrant emotionality is translated into a life on the stage or screen. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, but can sometimes be left confused and uncertain in times of stress or when tough decisions must be made. You avoid conflict, tending to stay out of trouble in hopes that the group will benefit most from this behavior. Because you have trouble putting your own needs first, you will be put in much stress if you find yourself in an unequal relationship, one in which your partner is not as giving as you are.
@hopestoleourfantasyforever
You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.
MY MIND IS OVERWHELMED WHAT HAPPENED???
@heartoftinyaddictions
BRO SO ACCURATE
I ActUAlly lOSt iT @heartoftinyaddictions @1k0n1c @yeahitshuman
*nervously calls crush bro*
@heartoftinyaddictions
(alright I admit it, I love you my bros)
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
“To get back to my body”
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im actually laughing so hard omg
This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!
are we really still doing this in 2018
hal isnt that your blog
sometimes you just have to shame yourself
rigged
fun personality quiz here :) don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!
okay so the paranoia thing was definitely a useful warning because I was a stubborn little dick and took it anyway, and now my heart’s racing BUT the results were honestly freakishly accurate how the fuck did you get that much about me from weird blurry shape preferences
anyway so this post is a psychological horror game.
I didn’t come to be called out like this
brO
Fond of tradition, but attached more to the joy of human interaction, you are often a beacon of hope to those members of society who have lost faith or who are in need of succor. You are often emotional, and this emotionality is rarely held in check. Kind and helping by nature, when affronted you will explode, and just as suddenly when the pain has passed return to normalcy again. On occasion this quick and vibrant emotionality is translated into a life on the stage or screen. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, but can sometimes be left confused and uncertain in times of stress or when tough decisions must be made. You avoid conflict, tending to stay out of trouble in hopes that the group will benefit most from this behavior. Because you have trouble putting your own needs first, you will be put in much stress if you find yourself in an unequal relationship, one in which your partner is not as giving as you are.
@hopestoleourfantasyforever