OJ's Blogge

I'm OJ, a 23-year-old guy. Terminal night-owl, layabout student of Computer Science. General curator of internet bullshit :) On rare occasion, creator of original content.

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[tiralatele]

[qweety-deactivated20180906]

I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING

[becausebirds]

Flying chickens

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

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[barbie-cock]

this is a very very good video

[dumdolly]

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

[cat-memes-only]

[digg]

life finds a way

[ihavealavalamp]

anyways look at this art project from when i was in grade two

[ihavealavalamp]

reblog Don’t santa for a drama-free holiday

[did-you-know]

‘Grimalkin’ is an old word for a domestic cat, especially an elderly female one. It was used often during the 15th-18th centuries, when women tried as witches were accused of having cats as their familiars. Even Shakespeare used it in Macbeth, when one of the three witches refers to her familiar, who takes the form of a cat, as 'Graymalkin’. Source Source 2 Source 3

[danielkanhai]

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

[hedgehoglike]

I [shamelessly] thought my cats would make good wingmen on tinder, but the wingmen have become the men being winged. I am but a mere vessel by which cute girls can talk to my cats. I mean, I ain't mad....

[synthetic-ultramarine]

Fight locations, ranked

IHOP parking lot: ridiculous. buffoonish. 3/10 Denny’s parking lot: has a certain dionysian flair. 6/10 Dunkin Donuts parking lot: lots of regional flavor. 7/10 The woods: nice and secluded, plenty of opportunities to use the terrain to your advantage. Just make sure to bring bug spray. 8/10 Any roof: dangerous, but points for style. 5/10 The top of any mountain: much like the woods, but with far more dramatic flair. Almost byronic. Loses points for being less practical than the other locations on this list, however. 7/10 A graveyard: disrespectful to the skeletons. 0/10 An abandoned warehouse: something of a cliche. 4/10 Any liminal space: This category includes town lines, entryways, borders, and crossroads. Is this a deeply symbolic, metaphorically charged fight? If it wasn’t before, it is now. 9/10  Wal-Mart parking lot: Quick question, are you shitting me right now? This is the absolute worst fight location. If you have any respect at all for the noble art of throwing the fuck down, don’t get in a fight in a wal-mart parking lot. In fact, this also applies to wal-mart checkout lines, roofs, employee break rooms, corporate headquarters, and indeed any space at all associated with the walton family or the wal-mart corporation. Fuck wal-mart.  0/10 The parking lot of an abandoned Blockbuster Video: The cracked and faded blockbuster sign is a potent memento mori, inspiring a keen awareness of entropy and a sharp sense of loss in your opponent. As blockbuster is, so shall they one day be.  Are there weedy plants growing up through cracks in the pavement? Oh man, that’s even better. The perfect fight location. 10/10

[rockees-deactivated20210616]

a ferocious beast

[naamahdarling]

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

[hedgehoglike]

how about shut the fuck up and let me shitpost reblog in peace

[polishpriests]

Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

[faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked]

Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots

[drilalbums]

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada

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[awesome-picz]

Pets Having Better Birthday Parties Than You.