hello yes it is me

[omegaverse]

Wtf is going on!!!!

[wumblr]

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

why am i reading these replies on a pip-boy

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[onlytwitterpics]

[aphrobites]

culinary students, abt to cheat: i sure hope no one checks under my hat

[sashaforthewin]

[chinasorrows]

put together some fun vines that i hope haven’t been used in every other compilation ever ✌️ enjoy

[bird-big]

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

[illvminavt-vs-staff]

[flanneldragon]

can you imagine plants on land in the precambrian like aw fuck yeah fish cant even eat us anymore this owns and then tictilak shows up

[lakevida]

[marcitlali]

Fuck y’all

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktokstowatch]

[sleepbby]

*eats incense stick like pocky*

[goofstep]

i'm going to the gas station does anyone want me

[homoluigi]

[heresylog]

what pronouns should we use for you?

For me? I am but a little flower.

[theyarkunited]

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ. 

[heresylog]

Hello?

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[powerfulwizard]

[thyrell]

for the love of god please get off tumblr and talk to a real life anarchist

[eevmirg]

Shut up dragonkin

[thyrell]

are you mad that i give better head than you

[coughloop]

Family guy funny movement

[bogleech]

what I found funny as a child: jokes

what I find funny as a grown adult: this….????????!!!??

[powerfulbeings]

Look at that stance, he didn’t even move. Theres so much power emanating from his. He could kill anyone he wants to.

[coughloop]

[spector]

[ammnontet]