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I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
...Can I add this
why are there like 20 heroes in gotham now. can someone go help chicago? toronto? the detroit-windsor international metropolitan area? there are only three islands in gotham city man you don't need to be there it's handled. it's fine. you are not needed. why don't you go become the hero of some city you'd actually be helpful in. go to fucking. saskatoon. go save the noble and helpless people of saskatoon
last time a batman guy went to another city it got nuked and rebooted out of the continuity.
so with that in mind, nightwing really should move to new york
Happy Holidays @lastweekseyeliner!
You mentioned liking the idea of a workplace sitcom so i tried to do combine it with your prompt on blob ghosts. Hope you like it!
After an accident of some sort flings an injured Danny to another universe, he gets brought in to a hospital for treatment.
While he’s unconscious, they run a genetic test to try to figure out who he is. It doesn’t find any exact matches, but it does flag him as the son of Jack Drake and an unknown woman.
Now, in actuality, this is because Jack Fenton is an alternate universe version of Jack Drake who followed a different path in life and married a different woman, but the hospital staff don’t know that.
So they come to the only logical conclusion: Danny must have been the child of an affair. And since Jack Drake is dead, he isn’t exactly around to contest that assumption.
And Tim… Tim has no idea what to think about this news.
Tim stared at the unconscious teen. He was found, heavily injured on the side of a road and police ruled it a hit-and-run... even though the doctors said his injuries were more aligned with being very close to an explosion than being hit by a car, but that's the only evidence of it. Not only that, but he's been unconscious since he was picked up, so they weren't getting any explanations from him. The hospital ran his DNA as a last-ditch effort to find out where he'd come from - and Tim was the only living relative they could contact.
There were side-eyes and gossip surrounding this whole situation. John Doe still only partially matched with Jack and Tim, there was no blood shared with Janet, and no match to anyone else in the hospital database - or the Bat-database, yet, but it was big enough it could take weeks to go through the entire library. And looking at him... Yeah, Tim could see the resemblance.
Tim could 100% buy that this John Doe was his brother. They shared the Drake babyface, if their age estimates were correct, he was about two years younger than Tim. But accepting that meant accepting that his dad... Tim knows his dad would never have cheated on his mom, but this kid had to have come from -
A whimper came from the kid in the hospital bed, Tim jumped up to watch as he finally woke up after a three day coma. "Hey, kid -"
"Gah!" The kid started panicking and tried to pull the IV out of his hand.
Tim grabbed his hand to stop him, "Hang on! It's just fluids to keep you hydrated. you've been out for like, three days."
The kid looked up at Tim in confusion. His voice was rough around the words, "Three days?"
"Yeah." Tim said and let go now that he seemed calm. "What's your name?"
The kid stared at him with eyes slowly growing with worry, "I'm Danny."
"Last name?"
Fear flashed across his face and Danny ducked his head in shame. "I... um..."
"It's alright if you don't remember right away." Tim said and Danny looked back up at him. "The police say you got hit by a truck. Do you remember that?"
Danny looked ... hopeful? for some reason? "No, I feel like I got hit by a truck but I don't remember it."
"How about how old you are?"
"Uh..." Danny seemed to need to actually think about it, "I just turned fourteen, I think."
"Oh, I see." Tim said, though, given what the doctors said, Danny should be closer to 16. "I'll let the nurses know. Is there anything else? How much pain are you in, do you need more painkillers?"
Danny blinked at him, "Do I know you? You look really familiar."
Tim tried to smile, "Not really, this is our first time meeting."
"Okay. It was nice to meet you- um?"
"Tim, Timothy Drake." He said and extended his hand to Danny. "It's nice to meet you too, Danny."
Tim turned to leave, but Danny got his attention again, "Wait, Tim, if you're not a nurse or whatever, why are you here?"
Tim was going to wait until after the nurses gave Danny a check-up and make sure he's actually fine. But, Danny did ask, so, "Well, according to our DNA, I'm your half-brother."
"Huh..." Danny said and stared confused at Tim for what felt like several minutes before saying. "I always wanted a brother. Cool."
Tim nodded and smiled then left to get the nurse's attention. He's not entirely sure Danny understood what was going on - and they should probably check his brain for damage.
Danny sat on the couch of Tim’s too big apartment. He insisted it wasn’t a penthouse, but it had three bedrooms, one converted into an office for Tim to work in, as well as a den, an open-plan living room kitchen space, two and a half bathrooms, and direct access to a private pool, gym, and arcade. It was too much space for one guy, in Danny’s opinion, but at least it wasn’t one frootloop in a castle over-the-top.
“Burgers are here!” Tim chimed as he re-entered from the entry hall – there was an entry hall.
Tim sat on top of the building’s helicopter pad with Danny, waiting for Kon to show up. As far as Tim could tell, Danny was fully just a civilian, which was good, Tim liked being normal around his new brother and not having to worry about being stabbed or dragged onto missions or worry about if he’s going to go missing for several days at a time and come back with broken bones. And, it gave him an excuse to stay away from the rest of Bruce’s gaggle of children. He warned that if they overwhelmed him, Tim would ruin their social lives for the next month.
“So, when you say Superboy is an alien, how alien are we talking?” Danny asked, still looking at the photo of Kon “saving” Tim from a rogue attack. “Because his photo just looks like a guy.”
“We’re literally seventeen stories up in that photo.” Tim commented.
Tim opened the door. Bruce stepped in and Tim had to hold in a disappointed sigh. “Are those flowers?”
Bruce glanced at the bouquet of roses, “Maybe they are more romantic than I wanted, but it was all I could find last minute.”
Tim didn’t hold the sigh in that time, “Then maybe you should have waited.”
Bruce frowned at him – not just any frown, but the frown that meant he was worried and paranoid. Was it because he thought this was a scam and that Tim was completely falling for it? Did he really doubt Tim that much? Sure, his dad had only died a couple months ago, and then Damian showed up, and now this, but Tim was dealing really well with everything. He’s not compromised.
Bruce wouldn’t say the words out loud, but Tim heard them loud and clear anyway. “I’m just excited to meet your brother… and talk about how we’re going to spin this to the media.”
Tim rolled his eyes, as the two walked into the apartment’s main room. “It’s already leaked – nurses like to gossip. And I don’t see a problem with the media saying my dad had a secret love child.”
“You really want that to be your father’s reputation?” Bruce’s expression got soft as he passed the flowers to Tim to put in a vase – Tim wasn’t sure they had a vase there.
“Compared to what?” Tim asked as he started opening cabinets, looking for anything big enough for the bouquet, and looking at anything that wasn’t Bruce. “It’s not like he was known for being my father. Not until it was too late anyway.”
“We talking about dad?” Danny’s voice carried as he came into the room – still drying his hair with a towel.
“Yeah,” Tim answered and tried not to chuckle at Danny flailing around with the towel – taking twice as long to dry it and looking twice as silly. “It’s not like Jack was a bad person-”
“But he always did too little too late.” Danny finished as he pulled the towel off and his eyes suddenly went wide at Bruce.
Tim cringed and rubbed at the back of his neck, “Yeah, so you remember me talking about all that legal guardianship stuff, so I got adopted by my next door neighbor so people couldn’t usurp my authority with my parent’s company and my inheritance, and whatnot?”
Danny still just stared at Bruce. Not uncommon for people to do when they first meet the richest man in Gotham. Tim just hoped Danny’s powers didn’t activate – they were obviously a stress response, but the powers themselves made Danny more stressed and it was a hard cycle to break once it got started.
“Right, so this is Bruce Wayne! My legal guardian,” then Tim added with a sarcastic smile, “And he’ll probably want to be yours too.”
Suddenly, Danny grabbed Tim and started pulling him towards the nearest room with a door. “So sorry, Mr. Wayne, but I really need to talk to Tim for just- just a moment, promise.”
Tim and Bruce shot each other worried glances, but Tim let Danny drag him into the other room. Danny was suddenly freaking out. Breathing quickly, pacing the office, cold mist started forming at his mouth.
“Danny, what’s wrong?” Tim asked.
“I don’t-” Danny started, but then he stared off into the distance, the way he does when he suddenly remembers something like a power he’s supposed to have, or someone he didn’t remember meeting. “I- In my world, Bruce Wayne isn’t – he’s got this whole other hidden life. Like, in public, he’s this nice guy that does charity and looks too stupid to do anything wrong, but it’s a front! He – he’s-”
“Okay, hey Danny,” Tim waved a hand in front of Danny’s spaced out face and got his attention, “We’re going to be okay. Just breathe.”
Tim breathed with Danny to help him calm down because even if Danny knew Bruce was Batman, this level of fear of Batman was something only criminals tended to have. “Okay, explain slowly. What is Bruce Wayne in your world?”
Danny swallowed and breathed out a heavy sigh. “In my world, Bruce Wayne is the Dark King of Gotham who rules the criminal underworld with this – this undead thing called a Talon.”
After an accident of some sort flings an injured Danny to another universe, he gets brought in to a hospital for treatment.
While he’s unconscious, they run a genetic test to try to figure out who he is. It doesn’t find any exact matches, but it does flag him as the son of Jack Drake and an unknown woman.
Now, in actuality, this is because Jack Fenton is an alternate universe version of Jack Drake who followed a different path in life and married a different woman, but the hospital staff don’t know that.
So they come to the only logical conclusion: Danny must have been the child of an affair. And since Jack Drake is dead, he isn’t exactly around to contest that assumption.
And Tim… Tim has no idea what to think about this news.
Tim stared at the unconscious teen. He was found, heavily injured on the side of a road and police ruled it a hit-and-run... even though the doctors said his injuries were more aligned with being very close to an explosion than being hit by a car, but that's the only evidence of it. Not only that, but he's been unconscious since he was picked up, so they weren't getting any explanations from him. The hospital ran his DNA as a last-ditch effort to find out where he'd come from - and Tim was the only living relative they could contact.
There were side-eyes and gossip surrounding this whole situation. John Doe still only partially matched with Jack and Tim, there was no blood shared with Janet, and no match to anyone else in the hospital database - or the Bat-database, yet, but it was big enough it could take weeks to go through the entire library. And looking at him... Yeah, Tim could see the resemblance.
Tim could 100% buy that this John Doe was his brother. They shared the Drake babyface, if their age estimates were correct, he was about two years younger than Tim. But accepting that meant accepting that his dad... Tim knows his dad would never have cheated on his mom, but this kid had to have come from -
A whimper came from the kid in the hospital bed, Tim jumped up to watch as he finally woke up after a three day coma. "Hey, kid -"
"Gah!" The kid started panicking and tried to pull the IV out of his hand.
Tim grabbed his hand to stop him, "Hang on! It's just fluids to keep you hydrated. you've been out for like, three days."
The kid looked up at Tim in confusion. His voice was rough around the words, "Three days?"
"Yeah." Tim said and let go now that he seemed calm. "What's your name?"
The kid stared at him with eyes slowly growing with worry, "I'm Danny."
"Last name?"
Fear flashed across his face and Danny ducked his head in shame. "I... um..."
"It's alright if you don't remember right away." Tim said and Danny looked back up at him. "The police say you got hit by a truck. Do you remember that?"
Danny looked ... hopeful? for some reason? "No, I feel like I got hit by a truck but I don't remember it."
"How about how old you are?"
"Uh..." Danny seemed to need to actually think about it, "I just turned fourteen, I think."
"Oh, I see." Tim said, though, given what the doctors said, Danny should be closer to 16. "I'll let the nurses know. Is there anything else? How much pain are you in, do you need more painkillers?"
Danny blinked at him, "Do I know you? You look really familiar."
Tim tried to smile, "Not really, this is our first time meeting."
"Okay. It was nice to meet you- um?"
"Tim, Timothy Drake." He said and extended his hand to Danny. "It's nice to meet you too, Danny."
Tim turned to leave, but Danny got his attention again, "Wait, Tim, if you're not a nurse or whatever, why are you here?"
Tim was going to wait until after the nurses gave Danny a check-up and make sure he's actually fine. But, Danny did ask, so, "Well, according to our DNA, I'm your half-brother."
"Huh..." Danny said and stared confused at Tim for what felt like several minutes before saying. "I always wanted a brother. Cool."
Tim nodded and smiled then left to get the nurse's attention. He's not entirely sure Danny understood what was going on - and they should probably check his brain for damage.
Danny sat on the couch of Tim’s too big apartment. He insisted it wasn’t a penthouse, but it had three bedrooms, one converted into an office for Tim to work in, as well as a den, an open-plan living room kitchen space, two and a half bathrooms, and direct access to a private pool, gym, and arcade. It was too much space for one guy, in Danny’s opinion, but at least it wasn’t one frootloop in a castle over-the-top.
“Burgers are here!” Tim chimed as he re-entered from the entry hall – there was an entry hall.
Tim sat on top of the building’s helicopter pad with Danny, waiting for Kon to show up. As far as Tim could tell, Danny was fully just a civilian, which was good, Tim liked being normal around his new brother and not having to worry about being stabbed or dragged onto missions or worry about if he’s going to go missing for several days at a time and come back with broken bones. And, it gave him an excuse to stay away from the rest of Bruce’s gaggle of children. He warned that if they overwhelmed him, Tim would ruin their social lives for the next month.
“So, when you say Superboy is an alien, how alien are we talking?” Danny asked, still looking at the photo of Kon “saving” Tim from a rogue attack. “Because his photo just looks like a guy.”
“We’re literally seventeen stories up in that photo.” Tim commented.
Tim opened the door. Bruce stepped in and Tim had to hold in a disappointed sigh. “Are those flowers?”
Bruce glanced at the bouquet of roses, “Maybe they are more romantic than I wanted, but it was all I could find last minute.”
Tim didn’t hold the sigh in that time, “Then maybe you should have waited.”
Bruce frowned at him – not just any frown, but the frown that meant he was worried and paranoid. Was it because he thought this was a scam and that Tim was completely falling for it? Did he really doubt Tim that much? Sure, his dad had only died a couple months ago, and then Damian showed up, and now this, but Tim was dealing really well with everything. He’s not compromised.
Bruce wouldn’t say the words out loud, but Tim heard them loud and clear anyway. “I’m just excited to meet your brother… and talk about how we’re going to spin this to the media.”
Tim rolled his eyes, as the two walked into the apartment’s main room. “It’s already leaked – nurses like to gossip. And I don’t see a problem with the media saying my dad had a secret love child.”
“You really want that to be your father’s reputation?” Bruce’s expression got soft as he passed the flowers to Tim to put in a vase – Tim wasn’t sure they had a vase there.
“Compared to what?” Tim asked as he started opening cabinets, looking for anything big enough for the bouquet, and looking at anything that wasn’t Bruce. “It’s not like he was known for being my father. Not until it was too late anyway.”
“We talking about dad?” Danny’s voice carried as he came into the room – still drying his hair with a towel.
“Yeah,” Tim answered and tried not to chuckle at Danny flailing around with the towel – taking twice as long to dry it and looking twice as silly. “It’s not like Jack was a bad person-”
“But he always did too little too late.” Danny finished as he pulled the towel off and his eyes suddenly went wide at Bruce.
Tim cringed and rubbed at the back of his neck, “Yeah, so you remember me talking about all that legal guardianship stuff, so I got adopted by my next door neighbor so people couldn’t usurp my authority with my parent’s company and my inheritance, and whatnot?”
Danny still just stared at Bruce. Not uncommon for people to do when they first meet the richest man in Gotham. Tim just hoped Danny’s powers didn’t activate – they were obviously a stress response, but the powers themselves made Danny more stressed and it was a hard cycle to break once it got started.
“Right, so this is Bruce Wayne! My legal guardian,” then Tim added with a sarcastic smile, “And he’ll probably want to be yours too.”
Suddenly, Danny grabbed Tim and started pulling him towards the nearest room with a door. “So sorry, Mr. Wayne, but I really need to talk to Tim for just- just a moment, promise.”
Tim and Bruce shot each other worried glances, but Tim let Danny drag him into the other room. Danny was suddenly freaking out. Breathing quickly, pacing the office, cold mist started forming at his mouth.
“Danny, what’s wrong?” Tim asked.
“I don’t-” Danny started, but then he stared off into the distance, the way he does when he suddenly remembers something like a power he’s supposed to have, or someone he didn’t remember meeting. “I- In my world, Bruce Wayne isn’t – he’s got this whole other hidden life. Like, in public, he’s this nice guy that does charity and looks too stupid to do anything wrong, but it’s a front! He – he’s-”
“Okay, hey Danny,” Tim waved a hand in front of Danny’s spaced out face and got his attention, “We’re going to be okay. Just breathe.”
Tim breathed with Danny to help him calm down because even if Danny knew Bruce was Batman, this level of fear of Batman was something only criminals tended to have. “Okay, explain slowly. What is Bruce Wayne in your world?”
Danny swallowed and breathed out a heavy sigh. “In my world, Bruce Wayne is the Dark King of Gotham who rules the criminal underworld with this – this undead thing called a Talon.”
One paragraph challenge: Mistaken identity
Danny opens the door to a crowd of the most bizarre group of people to ever visit his door. A woman wearing armor, a man wearing a pilot outfit, a man in a suit with a reporter's hat, and a red-headed guy in a tooth fairy outfit. He blinks at them as the one fairy outfit beams smugly, "We found you, Bats! Now you have to wear whatever outfit I want. I bet you'll look great dressed as the New Year's Baby! Diaper and everything!"
Danny slowly looks at the others, trying to figure out if this was a new method to get him to join a church. "I think you have the wrong house." The reporter taps his ear with an apologetic smile. "Nope. Your heart rate is the same speed when you're in the cape. Sorry, Batman, we found you."
Danny's eyebrows shoot up. "Someone's heart is as slow as mine? Are they dying?"
The woman sighs, holding up a glowing rope. "We can do this the hard way if you don't want to admit it." She ties it around his wrist before he can protest and then demands, "Are you Batman?" to which Danny gives out a very fast "no," as if the reply was punched out of him against his will. The group stiffened in alarm, going wide-eyed before apologizing and leaving as fast as they arrived.
Danny watches them go, more confused than ever before. He closes the door and returns to the living room where his date is waiting. "Sorry, Bruce, I just had the oddest visitors."
Bruce Wayne smiles at him over the brim of his wine cup, a twinkle in his eyes as if he were laughing at a private joke.
his tboy swagger
“Cats don’t actually love you”
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
DPxDC Prompt: Gunsmith
Danny is a homeless street rat laying low in Gotham when he notices that the local crime lord/anti-hero is suffering from ectoplasmic corruption. Danny is in-hiding but he can’t just let someone suffer when he could help. He comes up with a plan to help without revealing his nature as a half-ghost. He builds ecto-blasters for the Red Hood, calibrated to siphon off the corrupted ectoplasm.
Jason isn’t sure what to do with a kid offering him high-tech weapons, but he sure isn’t going to let the kid ply his trade with some other criminal or, god forbid, a rogue. He sets him up in a safe house with a stipend without really intending to use the things he made. But it turned out the blasters he made packed a serious punch.
Danny: Back again Mr.Wayne?
Bruce: I wish I could stay away but I can't deny the grip your secret sauce has on me.
Danny: I'm glad you like it so much. Your regular order of fries and chicken strips smothered in green chili sauce?
Bruce: Please and thank you. Say, Danny, how are you?
Danny: I'm 22.
Bruce: Are you single?
Danny: Er...I am?
Bruce: Lovely, I have children near your age. I would be mighty proud if you dated one. What are you into, girls? Boys? Both?
Danny: Oh, Mr. Wayne, I'm flattered really but I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
Bruce leaning over the coutner: I will have that Fenton Family sauce recipe boy, even if I have to pay for the wedding myself.
Danny: I'm sorry Mr Wayne but I wouldn't give my spouse the recipe either. Only my children can have it as per the family tradition.
Bruce: Blood or adopted?
Danny: Both are acceptable
Bruce: My children can either birth you a child or help you adopt one. Just say the word. I have on speed dial a guy that can make ward placements like that *snaps*
Danny: .....No Mr.Wayne. If you excuse me I have to cook your food
Bruce desperately: MY CHILDREN ARE GORGEOUS! THEY'VE BEEN ON SO MANY MAGAZINE COVERS. JUST LET ME SET IT UP. YOU CAN GIVE ME SO MANY GRANDBABIES! PLEASE!
Danny who thinks the bats know and are just really good at the whole secret idenities thing.
Batman who has no idea becausd they all think danny is undead like redhood is undead, like everyone whos died and came back undead: we think it would be good if you were there when we meet the high king of the infinite realms
Danny who can duplicate himself: ...okay?
Batman introducing the king to the members of the leauge and politicians and also we hope you dont mind danny is here as a consultant
Danny who has to shake his own hand:... how could I possibly mind? (they think hes offended because hes bad at lying)
Danny who makes death jokes at himself and the leauge are so worried hes offended the king but then the king joins in
Just A Little MAD
Danny Fenton stopped screaming sometime between the sirens and the smoke.
Nasty Burger burned down to its foundations in less than ten minutes. The official reports called it a gas leak. The unofficial ones—whispered by EMTs and police who’d seen green fire crawl up the walls—never made it to paper.
Jazz, Jack, and Maddie Fenton were gone. Sam. Tucker.
Mr.Lancer.
Everyone who had ever known Danny as Danny died in that booth with the cracked vinyl seats and the flickering menu board.
Danny didn’t cry at the funeral. Didn’t scream. Didn’t even shake.
He smiled.
Vlad Masters took him in with the practiced sympathy of a man who had waited years for this exact tragedy. Soft words. Silk sheets. Promises of family and guidance and becoming what you were meant to be.
Danny knew how that future ended. Dan was trapped in a thermos locked away in the time keepers' tower.
He’d seen it in Vlad’s eyes—control disguised as love, possession dressed up as mentorship. A gilded cage with ghost-proof bars.
So Danny did the only thing his grief-ravaged mind could come up with.
He broke.
Not in the loud way. Not rage, not tears.
Something inside him simply… slipped its leash.
He laughed at nothing. Stared through walls. Spoke in flat, empty tones before exploding into sudden, bone-breaking violence. He phased through doors just to slam them behind him. He shattered lab equipment with careless flicks of glowing fingers. When Vlad tried to restrain him, Danny turned the tables and had Vlad strapped down in the same way he had done to Danny so many times.
Danny smiled wide and cold and asked, very politely, how Vlad enjoyed being powerless. He finally had Danny, wasn't it everything he ever wanted? Vlad trembled, and Danny's smile grew wider and sharper as he tasted the fear rolling off of the older Halfa.
Vlad lasted three weeks.
Three weeks of sleepless nights. Three weeks of reinforced walls and emergency protocols. Three weeks of realizing that the boy he’d wanted as a son was now a hollow, unpredictable thing wearing Danny Fenton’s face.
The paperwork was signed with shaking hands.
Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Best psychiatric facility in the country.
Vlad didn’t visit after that.
The cell door clanged shut with a final, echoing boom.
Danny sat on the bed, wrists cuffed in glowing dampeners, and grinned.
Sure, Arkham was basically a prison. Concrete walls, barred doors, guards who watched like hawks. But it wasn’t Vlad’s house. It wasn’t full of expectations and manipulation and that suffocating mine feeling.
And honestly?
Arkham wasn’t that bad.
The food was incredible compared to whatever his parents used to burn. He could sleep as long as he wanted without alarms or experiments. No one expected him to be anything at all.
And the people?
Oh, the people were interesting.
Harley Quinn brought him pudding cups and talked nonstop, like silence physically hurt her. Pamela Isley—Dr. Ivy—spoke softly about plants and decay and rebirth, and never once looked at him like he was broken beyond repair. They didn’t flinch when his eyes glowed. Didn’t demand explanations.
They just… accepted.
With his powers, Danny could leave whenever he wanted. Phase through walls. Slip past guards. Vanish into the night.
He just didn’t feel like it.
Peace was a locked door and a scheduled routine. Peace was no one expecting him to care.
The only annoyance was Batman.
He showed up like clockwork—looming shadows, gravel voice, cape like a threat.
“You don’t belong here,” Batman said during their first meeting. “You’re a victim.”
Danny floated upside down, feet hooked through the bed frame, grinning at him. “No thanks. I’m good.”
“You could have a better life.”
Danny’s smile sharpened. “Tried that. Didn’t like the ending.”
Batman came back again. And again. With therapists, with offers, with plans and contingencies and hope Danny didn’t want.
Each time, Danny refused.
Because Arkham was quiet. Predictable. Safe in its own twisted way.
And Danny Fenton—Danny Phantom—was just fine right where he was.
At least until he turned eighteen.
After that?
Well.
He could walk out any time he wanted.
Justice League: Help us kill Darkseid.
Danny Phantom: no.
JL: what? Why?
Danny: I have yet to receive confirmation from the gods that this action will—*glowing green brick falls on his face, a small sticky note falling off*
JL:
Danny:
JL:
Danny: I have now received confirmation from the gods. I will help you.
He didn't even read the sticky note. He's just floating there staring straight ahead as if he didn't get thunked and makes no move to pick up the green sticky note
He didn't read the sticky note because he didn't need to. Clockwork has been recycling the same Sticky Note of Approval since the first time Danny stopped to ask himself whether or not Clockwork would approve of something post TUE. The sticky note in question is immediately recognizable at this point because it has been crumbled, torn, stained, etc but it is still "intact" enough to be used. What is written on it? Nothing but a small, hand drawn thumbs up emoji.
Clark: Hey, odd question, but does anyone have parenting experience?
Oliver: no
Barry: I have babysitting experience but not fatherhood
Diana: I was the last child on my island, so no.
Hal: I also only have babysitting experience
Arthur: I'm not a parent yet....I need three more months before my little turtle is here.
Bruce: Yes
JL: ....come again?
Bruce: I have children, so I have parenting experience. Why?
Clark stun: Um well I have a little boy and I needed advice....I'm sorry Batman has kids?
Bruce: I am the proud father of ten
Hal: Ten!?
Bruce: *stoneface* I love them very much. What advice do you need, Superman?
Clark: Er...well Danny is only five but he keeps breaking things around the house.
Bruce: Is it due to his Kryptonian strength?
Clark: No, hes adopted. He's a regular human
Bruce: When he breaks things, is it ussually when he's playing or after a moment of silence?
Barry: Why does that matter?
Bruce: It matters a lot. If its play time he's doing it on accident, but if its after moments of stillness and silence hes doing it on purpose to test Superman's boundaries. Children who are adopted from bad foster homes tend to test boundaries by seeking the punishment they believe will eventually come. He may not be completely settled in Superman's home yet.
Oliver: Oh my god, he is a father....
Clark: Danny is definitely doing it on purpose but I don't think its to test my limits. I think its more scientific curiosity? He tore apart my toaster to make a net launcher for ghosts
Hal: Did it work?
Clark: Yes it did launch a net but it only caught our landlord.
Bruce: So your son is a genius. Lucky for you, I have many children just like that. My third once hacked the Pentagon to place a coffee order in their cafe since I grounded him from the Batcoffee-maker.
Diana: Impressive
Bruce: Thank you. Superman, when Danny breaks things apart, does he ussually intend to use his inventions to fight ghosts?
Clark: Um yes?
Bruce: Excellent. Praise him, but gently explain that you need the items around the house and that you will, instead, take him to buy supplies once a month to build whatever he wants. You can put those expenses on my card. Also, bring the boy over; my genius children would love to meet another weaponsmith.
Clark: Wow! Thank you Batman!
Bruce: Please call me B. My children do.
Oliver: Am I the only one alarmed that B said "another" weaponsmith?
Bruce: It's Batman to you childrenless.