Ego temptabunt semper admonet in somnis.

"perché amano ma non dipendono mai dall'amore." https://instagram.com/givemeaciospa_/

[mournstera]

Badwolf meme | Favourite quote (2/4)

[sentieri-dei-nidi-di-ragno]

Se alzi un muro, pensa a ciò che resta fuori.

Italo Calvino

[fucktextingiwantyouhere-deactiv]

Mi sembra che la gente parli di cose che non significano niente. Sono tutti troppi entusiasti o troppi cattivi o troppo scontati.

Charles Bukowski

[lemadriatroci]

““Ti adoro perché mi hai fatto diventare puttana.” Altrimenti detto, non aveva torto. Florentino Ariza l'aveva spogliata della verginità di un matrimonio convenzionale, che era più perniciosa della verginità congenita e dell'astinenza della vedovanza. Le aveva insegnato che nulla di quanto si fa a letto è immorale se contribuisce a perpetuare l'amore. E una cosa che da allora in poi sarebbe stata la ragione della sua vita: l'aveva convinta che si viene al mondo con i propri orgasmi contati, e quelli che non vengono usati per qualsiasi motivo, proprio o altrui, volontario o coatto, sono persi per sempre. Il merito di lei fu di prenderlo alla lettera.”

— Gabriel García Márquez - “L'amore ai tempi del colera”

[equispebe]

[hotdamerons]

the harry potter books rated by how much i love madam pince in them

[harrypotterconfessions]

philosopher’s stone: pince brandishes a feather duster at harry because he stands in the library for more than a minute without checking out a book. her intolerance for loitering and irreverence for pint-size celebrities delights me. (7/10)

chamber of secrets: looks like an "underfed vulture" and is constantly suspicious. stalks the library shelves like a righteous bird of prey. love it (8/10)

prisoner of azkaban: no mention because although hermione basically lives in the library this year apparently irma's shenanigans were not notable enough to make the cut. she, as well as the reader, is robbed. (0/10)

goblet of fire: kicks harry out of the library at eight o'clock sharp because not even the goddamn triwizard tournament is going to interrupt her schedule. all other mentions of "pince" in the book are actually just the word pincer. misleading and disappointing. (5/10)

order of the phoenix: makes harry and ginny's school supplies whack them over the head because ginny was eating chocolate in the library. her justice is swift and unforgiving and i love her more every day. (9/10)

half-blood prince: harry and co. speculate about whether filch and madam pince are dating. hilarious and adds depth to her mystery-shrouded persona. pince kicks them out of the library after they talk shit about her man. also calls harry a "depraved boy" which is objectively funny. a good book for irma. (10/10)

deathly hallows: irma's fate is unclear. was she at the battle of hogwarts? did she bravely charge into combat armed only with large books and a vulture-like precognition of her own mortality? i'd like to think so, but jkr won't tell me. (2/10)

[synthetic-overdose-deactivated2]

"Better to speak she says"

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[siriuslyweirdfren]

The Doctor & Rose casually being a couple

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

People say to me, ‘Hey aren’t you that guy who played a transsexual barmaid called Davina…’

David Tennant provides a dramatic reading of “lyrics” for the Broadchurch theme.

[blacksuitofdoom]

Well, if that ain't me.

[tennant]

From Georgia Tennant’s instagram story

[anthoniejcrowley]

[punkeduppirate]

[betterstrngers]

now that I think about it... kilgrave could have beat thanos

[whatisthepointofyouhardy]

Mood.

[laetitialibri]

“Si lasciò trasportare dalla sua convinzione che gli esseri umani non nascono sempre il giorno in cui le loro madri li danno alla luce, ma che la vita li costringe ancora mille volte a partorirsi da sè.”

— L’amore ai tempi del colera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez