guy (gender neutral) who needs to pee

w • 28 • they/them • do not fucking follow me if you're a minor.

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All that squirming, aren't you making yourself thirsty? shouldn't you have another few sips of water? - @omo-spreader

Ah sorry, hold canceled tummy hurts lol

[holdonasec]

ah they're almost ready to go I just have to. Not squirm while we sit on the couch and watch TV waiting for their ride,

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i could maybe (shifts in my seat) use a bathroom break. I've had like two liters of water over the last couple hours waiting for my roommate to head out for a meetinggg and they're almost ready to leave but. mmph

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Did a couple more challenges and got permission to go and hhh. Pissed for a minute ten. pissed so hard I got a little dizzy. Hh

[holdonasec]

Felt good, didn't it?

yes but I'm really about to pop here!!!

[holdonasec]

What happens if you press on your bladder for 10 seconds?

Do 10 jumping jacks.

hhhh leaked pressing and had to cross my legs and bounce after the jumping jacks I gotta goooo

[holdonasec]

Four minutes!! Last call to torture my bladder! Definitely not trying to twitch my legs together!!

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Fffuck leaked a little doing some dishes with my legs spread and my bladder shoved against the counter my piss hole is trheobbing just five minutes!!!

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gotta piss gotta pis gotta,, sit still with my legs open for the last ten (drip) minutes

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Ohh sparkling water down so that's 78oz after basically rapid desperation,,, bladder throbbing

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Mnng had to stretch up to get smth from the cabinet and it pressed my bladder against the counter and it's. Full

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funny how that beer is gone now. real full bbbut obciously not sso full that I can't (fidgets in my chair) also drink one of the sparkling waters that @wetumbrellaz remminded me about,,, these shorts definitely aren't getting tighter hhaha

[holdonasec]

not. nnot fidgeting in my chair any.ore itss fine

[holdonasec]

Mnng had to stretch up to get smth from the cabinet and it pressed my bladder against the counter and it's. Full

[holdonasec]

funny how that beer is gone now. real full bbbut obciously not sso full that I can't (fidgets in my chair) also drink one of the sparkling waters that @wetumbrellaz remminded me about,,, these shorts definitely aren't getting tighter hhaha

[holdonasec]

Mnng had to stretch up to get smth from the cabinet and it pressed my bladder against the counter and it's. Full

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Accidentally rapid desp'd myself at work (chugged an energy drink, some water, and a huge soda, pissed like three times, drank the rest of my water and a refill of the huge soda and haven't been able to get to the bathroom since. gotta pee but I really should head home,,)

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oof okay home now,, had to step over a huge puddle abd almost leaked,, casually crossed my legs getting the door unlocked,, been informed that the bathroom is, uh, closed for an hour,,

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update been encouraged to drink a beer because I, um, (crosses legs) might as well enjoy myself while I wait!!

[holdonasec]

Accidentally rapid desp'd myself at work (chugged an energy drink, some water, and a huge soda, pissed like three times, drank the rest of my water and a refill of the huge soda and haven't been able to get to the bathroom since. gotta pee but I really should head home,,)

[holdonasec]

oof okay home now,, had to step over a huge puddle abd almost leaked,, casually crossed my legs getting the door unlocked,, been informed that the bathroom is, uh, closed for an hour,,

[holdonasec]

Accidentally rapid desp'd myself at work (chugged an energy drink, some water, and a huge soda, pissed like three times, drank the rest of my water and a refill of the huge soda and haven't been able to get to the bathroom since. gotta pee but I really should head home,,)

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okay okay maybe its. getting less fine. 100oz is a lot you know!!!

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(deep breath) just need to (wriggles for a moment) lllet it settle in

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mm!! (squirms and stomps my foot) i lied okay its nnot fine its not setling its really relaly bad