elliot

shorty bad, like, morally/ 20

[neverendings]

[bewby]

this but with some of my mutuals here who are like 10 years older than me

[bewby]

[vansantfilm]

sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl

[luthiery]

summer interior, edward hopper // girls against god, florence + the machine 

[britomart]

[ID: An oil painting of a woman resting on the floor beside a bed with sunlight streaming in through a window beside her. The painting is in shades of pale yellow, green, blue, orange, and dark red. The lyrics “When I decided to wage holy war, / it looked very much / like staring at my bedroom floor” have been placed on top in white in all caps. The first part of the lyrics are curved around the end of the bed and the second part of the lyrics are angled along where the wall and floor meet. /end ID.]

[emmastory]

alla mingalёva

[metamorphesque]

Lavender Morning by Chris Cozen

[hardoncaulfield]

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

[heartpdf]

[ghostparties]

Girl Pictures by Justine Kurland

[lovecoralei]

Hot take, but if you see your baby struggle through five hours of homework and then you get pissy because they drag their feet about doing chores? You need to reevaluate.

[lovecoralei]

Like I’m not saying kids shouldn’t be taught responsibility and shown how to keep their house clean. I’m just saying maybe children get tired and frustrated too. Like. Your teenager doesn’t have an “attitude”. She’s just had 7 hours of school and then came home to do 5 more hours. Then, her parents implied she was lazy because she hadn’t gotten around to doing the laundry. I’d snap at you too.

[plaguedocboi]

Twitter and tiktok are like a coral reef

It’s loud and bright and productive and glamorous. It’s fast-paced and things cycle through the environment in hours. Everyone is trying to fight for their position in the food chain and stay Relevant. There are lots of pretty things to look at. If something gets Popular it has an impact on everything around it, for a brief time until the next big thing arrives. To an outside observer it’s chaos but to those involved it has order, reason, a Purpose.

Tumblr is like a deep-sea ecosystem.

Things are slow and weird. Memes bounce around for years and even decades. People exist in their little isolated hydrothermal vent communities of mutuals. Sometimes something big happens (suez canal, November 5th, Queen Lizzie kickin’ it) and we all gather around like a whale fall but for the most part we’re just snootling around in the sand doing whatever the fuck. Occasionally someone comes down and shines their flashlight around and immediately leaves and tells their friends about what freaky shit we have going on in the depths. We don’t care. We’re very busy talking about Our Friend Jonathan from a book published in the 1800s like worms slowly digesting the bones of a long-dead organism.

[inqorporeal]

Sometimes you'll be drifting around minding your own business, and something massive and horrible will drift past just out of sight range and you'll know it feom the way the current changes. And you'll be glad it didn't see you.

[toskarin]

[pointing at the reader] YOU experience feelings of alienation!

[bubblegum-bitched]

I experience FEELINGS of ALIENATION!

[hungryfictions]

james perolls

[ichimakesart]

You're conducting a curious research.

Remember to make notes.

[fag4butch]

hey. don't cry. one million brown eyed boys on earth. okay?

[fag4butch]

HOLY SHIT. dont cry TWO POINT SEVEN BILLION brown eyed boys on earth. okay?

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

[shinobi-bacon]

So I had this idea of using the custom design portal to see if there were any green screen wallpapers, along with other solid color backgrounds. I wanted to experiment and see if I can use these wallpapers to make transparent gifs with different emotes. It worked, and I used my favorite villager, Rosie, as my first test! I’m going to make more of these with different villagers! Here’s the green screen design I used: