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| mollie | 19 | the only thing you need to know about me is that I Am A Dumbass |

[http-mollie]

new blog!!

hey all five of you who follow this, i’m moving to a new blog because this one is technically a secondary blog and is super annoying to deal with!! so if u wanna follow my new one here it is - @galaxy-of-bitterness

[blackpyrefly]

tomorrow is the anniversary of tumblr’s poorly executed nsfw ban folks

[robotsunset-deactivated20211223]

How do we celebrate?

[blackpyrefly]

heh... well i’m glad you asked... first w

[lovlae]

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

[owlmylove]

why must one be smart? is it not enough to simply have a little prosciutto, and cheese, with fresh basil?

[thoodleoo]

and people say the classics aren’t relatable

[yassmines]

why am i physically incapable of being productive unless i’m basically held at gunpoint by the deadline

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

me, depressed: hey brain do you think i could have some-

my brain:

[yeagaharchive]

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

[criiller]

how do you tell a girl you want to know everything she thinks

[ketamie]

ok. *uses psycjic powers to get a headache*

[jenlikespictures]

Change Primary Blog

Reblog if you think Tumblr should either a) give us the option to change our primary blog, or b) allow us to like/follow/ask/etc from a secondary blog.

[inthetags]

reblog with the last song you listened to in the tags

[chillyfeetsteak]

therapy

[hollenengell-deactivated2020042]

no one:

me: sorry, i'm uncomfortable with emotions

[trek-tracks]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

[trek-tracks]

Guess it’s that time of year again

[avara-avara]

falling asleep to rain is great, but waking up to rain, *chefs kiss* fantastic