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[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[mulderscully]

Q: There’s a moment when Anthony jokingly asks Kate how many fingers he’s holding up before they dance again. Was it intentional for the number of fingers to match the number of kids Kate and Anthony have in the books? 

JONNY: Yeah, of course.

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[creepish]

sorry cant hang out. too scared

[muirelo]

imagine being loved by me (threat)

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

[methed-up-marxist-deactivated20]

Babygirl i can fail at subtasks you wouldnt even think to conceptualise as their own task

[shock]

BTW i know everything but don’t ask me any questions because i don’t like it

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[bakwaaas]

the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Newton Appreciation Post

[detachment2011]

the tote bag falling off shoulder when wearing a coat to suicide pipeline

[darlingavasilva]

Can't imagine what it's like to consume media like a normal person. To discover something you enjoy, go oh i loved that, then just move on and not spend the next 6 months of your life literally thinking about nothing else.

[coolguycy]

listen, i dont care what you think. those women singing to me on the rocks are beautiful and im going to see them

[nepofledgling]

I’m not “showing signs of mental illness” I’m hiding them really well actually everyone thinks i act really normal. I think. I’m pretty sure

[huffylemon]

[demilypyro]

if I end up with a girl and she gets pregnant and I don't I'm gonna be so jealous

[cku-eez-deactivated20220810]

The ethnic urge to pay for everyone’s food

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself