Get Bread and other Pan things

He/Him for now, but gender is the vague hand wiggle gesture you make when someone asks if you're okay (I'm having the crisis, lemme deal). 25/Pan It's 2023, sideblogs are for cowards. This is officially an 18+ Hornyblog. I lived too long with religious trauma to not be fully me.

[pint-o-beans]

[iatk2]

[iatk2]

[meowsapow]

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

[meowsapow]

[meowsapow]

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

[armoredprincess]

There is, in my experience, one important (though not exclusive) reason why trans girls with cocks may have a hard time cumming, and it’s because we tend to receive the same kind of sexual stimulation that we did when we were on testosterone. After enough estrogenization, though, the mapping of our pleasure response changes.

Which is to say, next time you’re sucking her dick you’re going to eat her out. Seal your lips around the tip, give the underside steady pressure, tie a cherry stem. You can mix up her guard with some deepthroating, but it is absolutely crucial to the operation that you eat her new clit like an ice pop.

The first time this was done to me, I had to physically push away from my partner after half a sustained minute of the most agonizing pleasure of my life. A sustained exhalation of icy vapor over a full-body burn. You’ll know you’ve done it right when she turns into a soprano and starts hugging herself like her grip strength is the only thing stopping her from shaking apart. If it’s her first time with this kind of orgasm, you’ve just made a devotee for life.

Treat a tgirl right and Eat Her Out Today!

[jumping-jackalope]

do something to prev

saute until caramelized

hammer with a mallet until tender

vigorously season and let marinate for 36 hours

-> go into the slow cooker? -> go into the slow cooker

mash. like potatoes. with garlic. 

dip into egg, panko, & deep fry

press like a panini

kneed into a soft pliable dough

boil like an egg

boil like a frog

microwave.

Voting ended onJun 24, 2024

[psi-hate]

[t4timekeeper]

nothing an hour of meditation and a hot bubble bath and an ibuprofen and a cbd gummy and a hard cider and a handjob and a game of briscola and a sephora gift card and a new pair of platform boots and a sparkly plastic keychain and a sugary pastry and a large tiger milk tea and a domestic shorthair and an aquarium date and a heartfelt apology from your parents and the sound of your friends’ laughter and a second smaller domestic shorthair cant fix

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[legalmexican]

*cums on your face as a friend*

[e-the-village-cryptid]

growing up with a psychologist for a mother was so funny because my sister and i would be like “mo-om why do we have to go to bed now” and she would respond with a long explanation of the research on the effects of sleep on the brain and body followed by another explanation on permissive vs. authoritarian vs. authoritative parenting styles, with citations

[e-the-village-cryptid]

this was actually really good in some instances though because i started having insomnia and intrusive thoughts very young and when little me was like “mom i don’t like the thoughts in my head but i can’t make them go away and i can’t sleep” she replied with “oh honey. active thought suppression never works. in fact, wegner et al. (1987) tested this when they told a bunch of people to talk about whatever they wanted, and they told half of them to try not to think about a white bear. people thought more about the white bear when they were trying not to think about it! but when they told the people to think about a red car whenever thoughts of the white bear came to mind, the people had a much easier time not thinking about the white bear. so you see, you can’t force the thoughts out of your mind. you just have to let them pass through, and pick something else that you want to focus on”

and so ever since i was a very little kid i knew how to deal with intrusive thoughts, I’ve had them my whole life but never developed ocd or senses of shame about them cause my mom did her phd on thought suppression and she knows what’s up

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[kuromi-hoemie]

have you ever been in a love triangle?

yes

no

other mysterious answer I'll talk about in the tags

Voting ended onJun 1, 2024

[sevenminuteshadpassed]

i wanna see challengers and i asked my brother if he wanted to go, he said sunday. but i kinda wanna go now. what do i do. i also want to be brave and go see a movie in theaters by myself (something i’ve never done)

challengers

see today/tomorrow alone

see in 2 days with brother

Voting ended onMay 18, 2024

[iatk2]

Go see it alone, and pick a seat right next to a couple you don't know for the bit

[brynstellaris]

Trying to figure something out about myself; please reblog this for a larger sample size.

What is the distinction between platonic and romantic love for you, subjectively?

Romantic is a DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT FEELING from platonic.

Romantic feels THE SAME as platonic, but AT A GREATER INTENSITY.

Romantic is SIMILAR to platonic but WITH SOME KEY DIFFERENCE.

My experience does not match any of these answers (SPECIFY IN REBLOG).

I am AROMANTIC/have never experienced romantic love.

Voting ended onApr 22, 2024

[onenicebugperday]

Armored woodlice:

1. Pseudarmadillo spinosus 2. Unknown, Armadillidiidae 3. Loreola sp. 4. Loreola sp. 5. Unknown, Armadillidiidae 6. Echinarmadillidium fruxgalli

Photos by Nicky Bay // Facebook // Website

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

[nkogneatho]

petition for tumblr to make the boop feature permanent. reasons:-

so i can shower my affection on mooties and followers without any limits

validates my sense of appreciation and does not make me feel unwanted

every introverts' dream who loves a blog but is scared to talk with them

feels like an actual physical boop

online love language

[verdantry]

[max-is-lovely]