A Fangirls Blog

Names Mel come send me a message. Drawing. Writing. I will reblog mostly anything. so come stop by

[lousysharkbutt]

i’m sure Thor will give him a ride home

[titkoks]

successor to “I’M A GIRAFFE”

[greenekangaroo]

At last an acceptable tiktok successor to a greater vine ancestor

[merlinology]

[i-am-not-a-guardian-deactivated]

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

[lily-frog]

goodnight :)

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Fuck brb tearing up a little

[lovewithagirl]

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[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sohorny-weaver]

The year is 2250, your great great great great grandchildren are in school. The teacher calls role. The roster is dominated by the last name “Fromgrindr.”

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[rusccc]

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

[cchaiart]

so xiao with a scythe,,

[critter-of-habit]

More dumb arm jokes because Anakin would

[welcome-to-the-holonet]

[critter-of-habit]

Passing time in hyperspace

[nibeul]

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

[nibeul]

[nibeul]

this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home

[sixpenceee]

What vision is like with different eye diseases | source

[milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate]

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house

[lesbianveronicaquaife-deactivat]

[blazingsnark]

[darthlordcommie]

via @unpretty​ #god it's so DRY#first of all there's too much meat for that pan#so it's greying instead of browning#if it doesn't actually get crispy brown bits on it#you have probably crowded your pan#SECOND of all#if you are removing fat from ground beef#you have to scoop it out with a spoon#BECAUSE#not only do you want to leave a certain amount of fat coating the meat#so that it is not DRY AND UNPLEASANT#but also#GREASE DOESN'T GO DOWN THE DRAIN#WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU#DON'T POUR GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#IT HARDENS INTO FATBERGS IT RUINS YOUR PIPES AND THE SEWER SYSTEM#NEVER EVER POUR GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#even if you don't care about flavor and just want some dry grey protein#(in which case why not just use a can of black beans??? it's cheaper and subs for ground beef easy)#you should never put your ground beef in a colander because THEN YOU ARE POURING GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#DON'T EVER DO THAT#scoop the grease into an old coffee mug and when it hardens throw it in the trash 

Some important details. Because there’s no faster way to fuck up your water system than to dump grease into it.

[traditionalaviator]

You can also just use a paper towel on the end of ur spatula to soak up extra grease. But for the love of god people, fat isn't ur enemy.

Fat is flavor

Fat is flavor

[adobe-outdesign]

you know how IRL scientists are always ready to throw hands over certain topics? what I want to know is what kind of stupid arguments Pokemon scientists get into fights over. a heated battle starts in the middle of a conference because someone asked if Slowking’s Shellder could be considered its own separate species or not

[dzamie]

*scientist steps onto the stage*

*a photo of a Flygon appears on the projector screen*

*she hits the screen with a pointer stick*

“Bug.”

*entire auditorium erupts into furious shouting*

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[distinguishedkingdomwolf]

Enemies to lovers speed run

[alpha--maia]

This is gold

I need more of this