Badaboom

rp blog for Escape Audio's Badaboom Balardi from The New Jersey Rats

[ilovegabagool]

Before we start off, please note that this is a fan run account, Escaped does not have anything to do with the tomfoolery that happens with this account, and I do not have any special or unreleased information, all information I know about future projects is either public or shared through Escape's discord server

This character as well as the series The New Jersey Rats all belong to Escaped Audios, I highly suggest checking him out!

Rules:

- please no NSFW

- please be respectful! Remember that there is someone behind the screen reading what you've written :]

- please no fatphobia or any other insensitive jokes, small jokes about it are allowed but please just be respectful

- overall, have fun!

Character information:

Name:

"Badaboom Balardi"

Occupation:

"what are you, the cops?"

Relationships:

Brother, Badabing Balardi @the-real-badabing-belardi

Coworker, Jean Dipietro - @dirty-rotten-scoundrels

Dirty, no-good spoiled brat: @the-belardi-mafia-prince

Hobbies:

"cooking classic Italian dishes, made with love and lots of flavor"

"In-character messages will be in chat text and in quotes"

[actions will be italicized, in brackets, and chat text]

(OOC or out of character text will be marked, italicized and usually in parentheses)

In-character messages: #lunch time

Out of character messages: #mod yapping / #mod answers

[dividers]

[ilovegabagool]

Oggi sembra tutto strano. Ehi @dirty-rotten-scoundrels , ti sembra che ci sia qualcosa di diverso? E a te, @the-real-badabing-belardi ?

[the-real-badabing-belardi]

Non c'è assolutamente nulla di strano @ilovegabagool; non ho la minima idea di cosa tu stia parlando.

[ilovegabagool]

Non so, fratello... c'è qualcosa che non va, oggi. Hai già parlato con Jean?

[ilovegabagool]

Oggi sembra tutto strano. Ehi @dirty-rotten-scoundrels , ti sembra che ci sia qualcosa di diverso? E a te, @the-real-badabing-belardi ?

[ilovegabagool]

"ay I found some fun lookin noodles and made 'em for lunch"

"Intern keeps tellin me to give some to Teach which, I definitely will but, they keep being weird about it. I dunno what that's all about"

[ilovegabagool]

OOC: hey guys, mod here! I'm changing the account's layout a bit since I now know how to actually make a somewhat decent layout (lol)

If anyone has any suggestions as to what I should do with the layout or with the account as a whole, let me know! (Also anyone who knows me for my other rp accounts, lemme know if you wanna see stuff from them too lol)

[ilovegabagool]

Hi, Boom! It's Teach, I'm just checking in on you! Keep up your work in Spanish, you're..getting there-

@spanish-for-the-vanished

"ayy Teach! Uh, graciass! Me... hablas espanyol... Good! Yeah!"

[ilovegabagool]

Badaboom I will rap for you.

Uh uhm

If you uh mess with badaboom….youll soon meet your uhm. BadaDOOM

All of this talk….about uhm,…gabagool. And despite it all you’re still. GabaUNCOOL.

Yeah that’s all I got sorry but if you just sing this to your enemies they’ll just fucking explode (or…heh…BOOM.) be careful with this power twin take care❤️❤️❤️❤️

👾

"that was pretty sick! I'll keep it in my pocket for the next mudda fucka who tries to mess with me"

[ilovegabagool]

thank you for the hug boom, I really needed that.

you guys are doing good by the way, good luck <3

"er, thanks? I dunno what you mean by that, but thanks!"

[dirty-rotten-scoundrels]

what would you do if badaboom and guy kissed? they seem like they would both benefit from a bit of homosexuality

" I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s what you’re asking? now that you mention it..im gonna be right back. "

[calling sounds]

" @ilovegabagool , what’s going on between you and guy??? "

[ilovegabagool]

"whaddya mean between me and guy? We're friends... aren't we?"

[sweetie23]

He's asking if you and Guy are well....like a thing?

[ilovegabagool]

"a thing? You need to be more specific"

[sweetie23]

Oh! I'm sorry, what I meant to say was... *Ahem*...

you and Guy one of them queers? 💅✨

[ilovegabagool]

"I dunno if Guy is, er, gay if that's what you're talking about, but I'm not"

[sweetie23]

Wait, it honestly makes sense since Guy has a wife so.... If you're not gay then are you an ally?

[ilovegabagool]

"an ally? 'course I'm an ally! I support Jean and him being a bitestical"

[ilovegabagool]

Can I have a hug?

"a hug? I dunno you that well... Eh, what the hell. Come here!"

[dirty-rotten-scoundrels]

what would you do if badaboom and guy kissed? they seem like they would both benefit from a bit of homosexuality

" I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s what you’re asking? now that you mention it..im gonna be right back. "

[calling sounds]

" @ilovegabagool , what’s going on between you and guy??? "

[ilovegabagool]

"whaddya mean between me and guy? We're friends... aren't we?"

[sweetie23]

He's asking if you and Guy are well....like a thing?

[ilovegabagool]

"a thing? You need to be more specific"

[sweetie23]

Oh! I'm sorry, what I meant to say was... *Ahem*...

you and Guy one of them queers? 💅✨

[ilovegabagool]

"I dunno if Guy is, er, gay if that's what you're talking about, but I'm not"

[dirty-rotten-scoundrels]

what would you do if badaboom and guy kissed? they seem like they would both benefit from a bit of homosexuality

" I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s what you’re asking? now that you mention it..im gonna be right back. "

[calling sounds]

" @ilovegabagool , what’s going on between you and guy??? "

[ilovegabagool]

"whaddya mean between me and guy? We're friends... aren't we?"

[sweetie23]

He's asking if you and Guy are well....like a thing?

[ilovegabagool]

"a thing? You need to be more specific"

[ilovegabagool]

Hey big man, I just got a pound of gabagool at the Italian deli. What do I do with it now?

"what do you do with a pound of gabagool? Is that even a question! Yous gotta make a big gabagool sandwich is what you gotta do with it"

[dirty-rotten-scoundrels]

what would you do if badaboom and guy kissed? they seem like they would both benefit from a bit of homosexuality

" I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s what you’re asking? now that you mention it..im gonna be right back. "

[calling sounds]

" @ilovegabagool , what’s going on between you and guy??? "

[ilovegabagool]

"whaddya mean between me and guy? We're friends... aren't we?"

[ilovegabagool]

Could I give you a gabagool sandwich?

"of course, I always love me a gabagool snack"

[the-belardi-mafia-prince]

"Sneak peek at papa's my alcohol stash 😎"

"Got enough whiskey to knock out a horse. Bet ya even that bastard @ilovegabagool can't beat me at a drinking competition"

[ilovegabagool]

"you wanna fuckin' go Arrigo? I'll drink you on a table! Or, whatever the phrase of speech is"

[dirty-rotten-scoundrels]

Sooo..how do you feel about the trailer for the movie the rats of new jersey?

" …i said this SEVEN times and I’ll say it again. it sucks. it is horrible. they made intern a dog, boom and bing are dumber than they actually are, AND THE DUDE PLAYING ARRIGO HAS MY VOICE. plus @ilovegabagool @the-real-badabing-belardi agree too. "

[ilovegabagool]

"that dirty, no-good Arrigo... When have I ever said anything about killin? I know Badabing says he wants to waste people a lot, but I neva said nothin like that before!"