Incorrect Shatt Quotes

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Hey I love your blog and know hate whatsoever but,, why does the ship name gotta be shatt

it Amuses me

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What song would Matt play in the middle of the night and slide through the house in just his underwear? And how would Shiro react?

he would play despacito for the meme value and prevent a half-asleep shiro from turning it off. shiro would give up and try to go back to sleep until matt starts to try to sing along in terribly accented spanish upon which he throws matt over his shoulder and tosses him on the bed and falls on top of him, crushing matt as he falls asleep, so matt is forced to listen to despacito as he tries to fall asleep with his boyfriend's weight crushing him.

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Shiro: Hey Matt! Are you behaving yourself?

Matt, clearly high, drunk, can barely walk, slurring words: y ea !

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Do you eat? I eat. Want to do it in the same room sometime?

Shiro trying to ask Matt out on a date.

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OT3 of Voltron is Shiro/Matt/Adam. They probably hooked up in the past

not a bad concept.

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Matt: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic, I . . . I just described a dog, didn't I?

Shiro: Well yeah, but people love dogs.

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Matt: See Shiro, the way this whole romance thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Shiro: The deep stuff? uh oh. like what?

Matt: Like . . . what's your favourite colour?

Shiro: Now you've stepped over the line.

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Matt, trying to flirt: You know, I've got a few good qualities. ;)

Shiro: I wish I did.

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Shiro: [turns on a light to read.]

Matt: I might as well be that lamp . . .

Shiro: Why?

Matt: Because you turn me on.

Shiro: [slams the book and flips the table.]

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Shiro: My hands are cold.

Matt, holding Shiro's hands: Better?

Shiro: hm, my lips are getting pretty cold now too . . .

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Matt, drunk and giggling: Sheeeroooo, you're so cute!!

Shiro: I'm not cut- I'm not cute!

Matt, bopping Shiro's nose: hehe, so cute!!

Shiro, blushing: Matt, please!

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Shiro: I've noticed we have slowly started to phase the 'b' out of our 'bromance'.

Matt, wearing Shiro's hoodie, sitting with his legs in Shiro's lap: 'slowly'?

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Matt: Don't you want to be happy?

Shiro: I don't know. What's it like?

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Matt: Sorry, lost my cool for a second.

Shiro: You can't lose something you never had.

Matt: hoW DARE YOU-

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Shiro: You're not talking any sense into me. You're just cheering me on to disaster.

Matt: Is that not half the reason why I'm your boyfriend in the first place?

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Shiro: Wow, Matt, you're a genius!

Matt: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Shiro: What, genius?

Matt: No, Matt.

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Matt: Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you ;)

Shiro: Your Netflix password.