jacksucksatlife totally said these quotes

incorrect quotes of jacksucksatlife and the gang (this is a blog from 2018 i have literally no reason to continue this im so sorry 3)

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hey how long has this url been spelt wrong for?

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Jack: When are you free to edit another video?

Wilbur: Well I’m forever imprisoned in my own personal psychological hell so I am never truly “free” but I don’t have any plans Monday.

Jack: Cool, Monday works.

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Jack: How did you even find me?!

Alex: I thought “Where is he?” And then I saw the explosion

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Jack: You remind me of mac and cheese.

Becky: How so?

Jack: I love mac and cheese.

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Jack: I wish you could block people in real life.

Kai: Restraining order.

Wilbur: Murder.

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Kai: *pulls curtain back while Jack is in the shower*

Kai: Are we-- stop screaming, Jack, it's just me-- are we out of Cheetos?

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Jack: That would go against my moral compass.

Alex: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Jack.

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Alex: Jack, you can’t do this. It’s against your morals.

Jack: Bold of you to assume I have morals at all.

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Jack: Just because you found me sitting in the middle of my bedroom floor eating cheap-ass ramen 3 in the morning doesn’t mean I’m going through a mid-life crisis

Becky: You’re crying!

Jack: IM FINE

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Skeppy: You played me like fiddle!

Jack: Oh no, Skeppy. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Jack: I'm 50% comedic gold, 80% insane and 70% swag

Doni: That's 200%

Jack: I'm twice the man you'll ever be