Come at Me, Chum!

Completely serious quotes from completely serious business folks. (Please don't take this seriously. Incorrect Quote Account for the game 'Max Gentleman Sexy Business')

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Samuel: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Antoine: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Gunn: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Angel: I'm a knife.

Cherry, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Vicki: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Angel: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Antoine: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Antoine: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Gunn: You were flirting with Samuel.

Antoine: So what? They're my partner.

Gunn: You asked them if they were single.

Antoine:

Gunn: And then you cried when they said they weren't

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Pip: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Samuel: Wasn't Max with you?

Max: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Max: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Penny: Max no.

Pip: Mistlefoe.

Penny: Please stop encouraging him.

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Samuel: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Fanny: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Vicki: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Fanny: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Pip: edible

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Sinterklaas, driving Pip and Bonbon: So how was your day?

Pip: We almost got surprise adopted!

Sinterklaas: What?

Bonbon: We almost got kidnapped.

Sinterklaas: Oh, okay.

Sinterklaas: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Antoine: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Antoine: *punches wall*

Antoine:

Antoine: Take me to the hospital.

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Angel: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Vlad, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Max: Hey.

Antoine: Hi.

Angel: Hello.

Fanny: Hey!

Vlad: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Pip: We were out of Doritos.

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Vlad: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Max: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Vlad, desperately, as Max bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Max: Oh! B positive.

Vlad: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Max:

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Penny: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Angel: That's why I carry two swords.

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Antoine: Just be yourself.

Cashious: 'Be myself'? Antoine, I have one day to win Cherry over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Penny: Couple weeks.

Angel: Six months.

Summer: Jury’s still out.

Cashious: See, Antoine?

Cashious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Gunn: Samuel, can I talk to you for a second?

Samuel: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Fanny are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Gunn: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.