Incorrect Homestuck Quotes

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Is this the end for our heroes? I hope so, because I have an audition in a few minutes, so if someone could let me know what happens.

Andrew Hussie, obviously having a voice acting audition while starting the Gigapause. (SOURCE: Danger Mouse 2015)

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I should add so that you all know but we will also except screenshots from rps if that's what you want to submit for this page

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Dirk: But if I keep my body moving,

Dirk: And my mind occupied at all times,

Dirk: I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

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Guess who's back? I'm not going to start posting again right away I'm going to spend a few days filling up the queue and going through submission (some of which I have to fix. If you have any submissions go ahead and send them in!

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Nepeta: Purrhaps I'll just drink my sorrows away

Nepeta: *opens up a caprisun*

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Cronus: Give me all your money, I swear to god, I’m gonna play my mixtape.

Meenah: Please, please, anything but that, please.

Source: YouTube

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I know this is a lame excuse but I didn't realize my queue had went empty. It's late where I am so to make up for today I'll post the one submission I have tonight and I'll start filling my queue tomorrow!

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Rose: John isn't really my type

Kanaya: What is your type?

Rose: Girls mostly.

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Y'all I'm screaming I've hit the peak of internet stardom. One of my long time faves whom I've followed on all main accounts liked one of my posts. I can't do this there's nothing more I can gain. Siggy I feel so honored. Thank you to everyone who made this possible

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*Straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon??? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS

John Egbert

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Barack Obama doesn't have breakfast he has Barackfast

Dave Strider

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Dualscar: I hate horses. They're too tall and pretend to care about others' feelings.

Darkleer: They do care!

Dualscar: THEY DON'T!

Darkleer: They want to help you!

Dualscar: THEY DON'T, THEY WANT TO RUIN ME!

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I woke up to my brother just eating macaroni in my room. I...Can I just have a normal day for once?

Dave about Bro

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Caliborn: Pardon the intrusion.

Dirk: On this moment or our lives in general?

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Of course I’m an organ donor. Who wouldn’t want a piece of this?

Cronus

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FORGET SUSAN SHE'S A HOE

Mom Lalonde