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so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

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also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

nekosaws

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

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great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

buzzfeed

17 People Who Struggle Under The Weight Of Their Own Genius

blackgirlsvevo

the overwhelming small dick energy of this post is making me break out in hives

boilogy

Puns That Will Make You Nod and Laugh Quietly to Yourself (See More)

wheresanegg-blog

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

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i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

devilsbrokerank

I mean it’s kind of beautiful, right? If you think about it? The fact that just because someone dies, just because you can’t see them or talk to them anymore… it doesn’t mean they’re not still in the painting. I think maybe that’s the point of the whole thing. There’s no dying. There’s no you or me or them, it’s just us. And this sloppy, wild, colorful, magical thing that has no beginning, it has no end, it’s right here. I think it’s us.

lostovae

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”