dance of the dragons dashboard simulator
i am BEGGING yall to stop naming your kids like targaryens i saw a crofters daughter the other day BROWN hair BROWN eyes named VAELYRA just staring at me like this 👁️👁️ what happened to normal people names like tansy and briony and clump 😭😭😭
if rha3nyra becomes queen i swear im moving to braavos for real this time
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you backwards sunset landers are always thinking that you can just hop on a boat and come to braavos as if we will be wanting you here, to greet you with open arms. braavos is full. do not bother in coming
BRAAVOS MENTIONED RAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE LEMON TREES 🔥🔥🔥🍋🍋🍋
do you think rhaenys the queen who never was had girl power
do you think she effectively used girl power by killing five hundred people at the dragonpit just to serve face to the king and fly away
i dont know about that...
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true capitalism can only emerge when the contradictions of feudalism are sharpened to the point of breaking. the destruction of the warmaking capability of the imperial core through the dancing of their dragons will offer us smallfolk the tools by which we may free ourselves. the war will liberate us bröthers
fuck this stupid post my whole fucking family is dead they fucking killed my brother pate and my uncle pate and my nephew pate and my brother in law pate and
OP you are NOT the revolution dude youre not even smallfolk 🙄 i saw your vent posts. your daddy is a myrish lace merchant in gulltown. YOU are upper. middle. class.
i dont care what the red keep says. the STREETS are saying that queen rhaenyra and the queen mother alicent hightower are kissing with tongue and thats who *EYE* choose to believe. there are godswoods everywhere with those with the eyes to see or however it goes
op's head is rotting on a spike rn btw
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goddddd lord corlys is so HAWT i neeed him in a way concerning to the Maiden Above
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seven be damned just say you want to make his tits bounce like a normal person. rhaenys isnt going to come back from the seven hells and kill you
ever since a caution for young girls was banned hornyposting on this site has just gone downhill
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um can we talk about how they said rhaenys is in hell???
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every t*rg is in hell on account of being born with Rot in their soul
even the little children?
#erm rhaenys is half baratheon too
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#half based is still half cringe
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how is the Bear and the Lady Fair the song of the summer it’s not even the song of the hour of the minute of the second
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there are so many death threats in my inbox
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Rumor has it that a bastard witch named Alys Rivers is subjecting our pureblooded King Daemon to unspeakable torments in the name of her savage heart trees. Forswear the ways of degeneracy and remember our valyrian ways!!!
give it a rest man the targaryens are nawtttt gonna fuck you
OP you are literally a celtigar
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originally yes. that matters How?
a ridiculous, fake language and culture. Send me your cranial measurements you old Valyrian ape i must study you for science
which dragonseed is going to glass a town first
ulf the sot
hugh hammer
addam of hull
someone else??? (you know the Sowing has already happened right)
Voting ended onDec 19, 2025
i saw the ashes of my town smouldering in the red of dusk, rising in the wind the way that snow might fall. I was the only survivor of the raid by Prince Aemond on my village. Many more will be orphaned by this senseless war. Please, don't make jokes like this OP. There is still time for you to delete this
erm actually its ok because i use dark humor to cope with trauma and im not even a woman grown plus i receive mystical visions and my dad could beat up your dad and
if you see me responding to my thirteen alts keep moving. sometimes you just gotta talk to the realest mf you know
arent you the guy who claimed to have a "dragon dream" about "all your haters roasting on spikes" after your shitty lute solo got zero listens on soundcloud