A blog, sorta not really

[janeella953]

You know you’re a nerd if you get excited at the sight of a game logo.

[uwugenides]

I am psyched

Cannot wait

[annethecatdetective]

THIS IS ALL I WANT

[wormywormyarchive]

! click on the worm

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

[the-marvelous-spidey]

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!

Tony: Excuse me?

Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-

Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

[einno-arko]

Bucky, walking into the meeting: Sah dude!

Everyone else: Sah dude!

Tony:

Tony: Peter, we need to have a serious sit down

[marvelouslysassy]

Peter, singing softly as he walks through the complex: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub-

Everyone but Tony: FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEYRE NOT GAY.

Tony: PETER I SWEAR TO FUCK

[prettyflyforafryguy]

*New Team Member Joins*

New Member : What up I’m-

All Team Besides Tony : Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

Tony: MOTHERFUC-

Steve: Language

*Tony tackles Steve*

[lucide-dreamer-dreams]

Steve: What yo profanity

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

Anyone, getting punched: I can’t believe you’ve done this

Tony: I swear this is the day I ban the Internet

[bufferingad]

Tony, showing off a new piece of tech: We’ve got something new called-

Everyone but Tony: FRE SHAVAC ADO

Tony with tears in his eyes: I’ll never escape this

Natasha: that’s so sad, Friday play despacito

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

Tony: Tell me his name again.

Dr. Strange: JOHN CENA

Tony: yOU HAVEN’T EVEN MET PETER YET HOW THE F R I C K

[my-patronus-is-pirate-sherl-blog]

*Peter scares Thor for April Fools*

Thor: Ah! I could have dropped my croissant.

Tony: PARKER!

[janeella953]

I love:

Burning my tongue on coffee and reading manga before 8:00 am

[janeella953]

My babes

[art-woonz]

Art by IG: @dailypurrr Instagram: @artwoonz

[lastparty]

romeo and juliet (1.4) - william shakespeare

[redportrait]

romeo: i had this intense af dream last night bro mercutio: oh so did i romeo: what did u dream dude mercutio: that ur full of shit

[gennyescsecsemo]

[ghouliayelp5]

[princesstigerbelle]

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

[princesstigerbelle]

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

[iloveurcat]

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

[pinkest-twink-deactivated202007]

BEANS

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[lordofthejohnlock-deactivated20]

#70 - “Lestrade, I think I broke John”

[lordofthejohnlock-deactivated20]

if this hits 100k notes I’ll lose my shit

[miraculoushedgehog]

Me: *loves my friends and would probably die for them*

Also Me: *tells them to fight me every .5 seconds*

[my-patronus-is-pirate-sherl-blog]

Or: Shut the fuck up guys, im trying to read

[janeella953]

@my-patronus-is-pirate-sherlock YOU ARE A QUEEN I LOVE YOU

[janeella953]

I drew a self portrait

[janeella953]

Look I arted

A doodle of Link from botw

[thebestoftumbling]

When Leia Isn’t Home (x)

[bubbalicious28-deactivated20190]

I just uncontrollably laughed

[fancynewaddress]

I will never not reblog this live look at @kissofchita and I whenever someone mentions Hal Prince or Seagulls.

[stcrwarss]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*