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AO3 and LJ user Jeanshard and her terrible excuses

[jeanshard]

hate when ur writing something but it just keeps leading you down a hole uugh

[jeanshard]

omg ive started writing again!!

[theapplepielifestyle]

list of au’s to consider where one or both of ur otp is a hot mess:

'i met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when i asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then fifteen minutes later you were passed out on my couch so that's why you're here right now also what the fuck is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger's backyard in the middle of the night' au

'i'm an ikea employee and every day for the last week i've had to ask you to leave the store bc you keep coming in and sleeping in the beds seriously are you homeless or something i can call a shelter' au

'i don't know who you are but we keep running into each other on the street and getting into screaming arguments over the stupidest things and i'm actually looking forward to our next meeting bc you're annoying as hell but gdi you're hot as fuck and its kind of fun to argue with you' au

'i'm in my underpants in a laundromat waiting for my clothes to get washed and your clothes are in the machine next to mine and i noticed that when you put your clothes in they were all covered in blood what the fuck' au

'last night was a haze for both of us and somehow we woke up hungover in a bed that isn't either of ours and also neither of us recognize this apartment we should probably get out of here before someone calls the cops on us' au

'last night was supposed to be a one night stand but we drunkenly got each other's names tattooed on each other's ass cheeks so now its kind of hard to forget you' au

'you found me hanging by my fingertips from your window and i don't want to tell you i was trying to rob you but idk how else to explain this and i don't want to go to jail and also you're kind of cute we should make out when i'm not clinging onto your window ledge for my life' au

[princeofwhale]

i just dont get it like the aus you could have are endless, there is a universe of aus out there, mafia, greek mythology, afterlife, fantasy world, zombie apocalypse, historical, PIRATES, space adventurers, detectives, fuckin knights templar if thats ur shit, period drama! roaring 20s, jail, future, your favourite tv show, MORTICIANS

and youre like …. yeah but …. what if they were… … BAristas

[kaylizle]

Don’t forget space pirates

[smallnico]

aus that really need to happen more

-10-hour road trip aus -platonic roommate aus -ended-up-at-dennys aus -theatre club aus -everyone battles to the death in a game of laser tag aus -stuck in line at the same one register in walmart at 2am aus -add your own

[pandacea]

- in space aus - dinosaur aus - everyone-is-a-dog aus - crime solving aus - secret super powers au

[merildae]

-everything is the same but they all have mullets aus

[resident-longwinded-anon]

It’s fairly self-explanatory, I think?

I was bored and wanted to write teeny things, so that’s the idea behind this. Obviously, some things are going to work better together than others (Pirate blind date! High school wedding! Mermaid coffee shop!), but some things could conceivably be pretty cool (Steampunk rom-com! Parallel universe roadtrip! Superhero roommates!).

Feel free to steal and adapt this for your own writerly needs. If you guys like this you can toss some ideas for a version 2.0 my way! :)

[rilee16]

This is awesome.

[queenklu]

Someone please write me a coffee shop in hell au

[merlin-willcome-withme]

These are all fics where Arthur and Merlin find themselves bound to each other  in some way or another; by circumstance, by fate or both at the same time (canon guys THIS IS ALL CANON. ASK THE LIZARD). Some of these aren’t necessarily the typical “soulmate” fic we know and love, but they’re all awesome let me tell you.

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[angelusplumis]

                                                      A big-ass list of possible AU’s.

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[jeanshard]

Cashier: *dies at register*

Customer: are you open

[jeanshard]

Hello. How are you?

meh not great right now

thank you :)

[jeanshard]

Hoooooooooorray written so much for a fic right now!!! At 9523 words :))

[jeanshard]

Should I post another WIP or wait until it's finished???

[jeanshard]

HYYYYYYYPEEEEEE I got so so much writing today!

[jeanshard]

Hi! I just came across your fic Siren Waits Thee (bloody loved it!!) on A03 and was wondering if you were still planning on continuing it?

I am! Currently have a horrid case of writers block and a rabbit with pneumonia and I haven't been able to update in an age, I'm sorry ugh I've been so lazy :(

Thank you for the support, I'll be back ASAP x (I am lying to myself and I am lying to Jesus) x

[jeanshard]

I WANT A MERTHUR 'RIOT CLUB' AU LIKE I WANT NOTHING ELSE

[jeanshard]

Just wanted to let you know I've read the entirety of Bone to Bone today all in one sitting and it was brilliant. I really like the writing style and how you weave Merlin's feelings and his past into the story is really clever. It's very touching.

Thank you so much! It means the absolute world that you took the time to comment :)

[jeanshard]

Hey ! so started this wolf fic ages ago, I think I will remodel it it for the patient wolf series??idk