No!

Claudia | 20+ | she/her | MDZS, TGCF and SVSSS <3

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[wild-moss-art]

This is why I read the reddit comments

[awsydawnarts]

[quarterclever]

I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a treasure trove.

[quarterclever]

Some of my favorites

[quarterclever]

And my absolute fav

[yellbug]

[haunted-radishes]

Modern AU headcanons - cars

Wei Wuxian has refurbished and modified his own car so heavily that the original form is indistinguishable, and it's a wonder it's still legal

Nie Mingjue has a Jeep

Before coming into wealth, Jin Guangyao is completely reliant on public transit. After coming into wealth, he buys a high-end electric car. The most environmentally responsible personal vehicle AND a show of his new status

Jiang Cheng's car is sleek, black, and obviously expensive, but not garishly so. Quality takes priority over status here

Lan Xichen drives the most reliable electric or hybrid car he can find

Jin Zixuan has a new luxury car

For Nie Huaisang, it depends on the type and level of interest he has in cars in this particular AU. Possibilities include a fancy vintage car, a fairly recent model with an elaborate custom paint job, the latest popular high-end car on the market, and a whole collection of cars including any of these

Xue Yang's car looks rickety, with a clearly amateur paint job, but the thing is terrifyingly powerful and probably not street-legal

Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen live in a van

[yunmeng-jiang]

Wen Chao drives a Tesla

[gertrudlsnacht]

does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?

[howtofuckyourkramer]

[shoezuki]

My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

[piosplayhouse]

Let's be real. XL has a tape worm. He probably has many tape worms. The amount of questionable food he's eaten over the centuries boggles the mind, he's definitely eaten tape worm eggs. Probably the only reason he isn't 90% tape worm is the food he eats is so bad it poisons most of the tape worms.

(HC doesn't eat much food, and doesn't eat garbage, but if he does have a ghost tape worm it's one of the one's XL's cooking killed)

[piosplayhouse]

I think one of the worst sins a wangxian fic can commit is when they put wwx and wen qing in a loveless sad marriage just for cheating drama because you know if they stayed in a loveless marriage they'd probably just be doing it for platonic marriage tax benefits, which wwx would be THRILLED to do. It's like his enrichment toy to go through all their bills and tax forms and rent and find any inconsistencies he can call an agent to fuck with about until they come away with charges taken off. And of course this takes a huge burden off of wen qing, who's the main breadwinner keeping wwx's part time ac-cunt-ant part time semi legal freelance electrical engineer / witchery enterprise running. And of course when wwx meets lwj he can have the big dramatic I'M MARRIED! pearl moment when he sweeps him off his feet and lwj is like . "What. Don't cheat on your wife, that's extremely selfish wei ying. Think about her feelings". And wwx is like "nooo we have like a mutually beneficial relationship. Like she's the alligator and I'm the bird that picks dirt out of her teeth . Or she's the shark and I'm the remora . You know. But we could be different. Like 2 lions having too many incidents of gay sex to cite on the incidents of homosexuality in animals wiki article."

And then they kiss

[cutetanuki-chan]

they're saving my ass tho

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i love love love when artists put a bunch of effort into like human anatomy and facial features and light rendering and drawing fabric folds and shadows and texture and then when they draw a gun they do this

[bloodofgrapes]

Do you hate drawing firearms? Let me introduce my good friend 3d Warehouse to you! There's a pretty good database of 3d models that you can rotate and play with in real time, no program download required! I've seen all sorts of real world firearms, as well as fictional guns from popular video games and other media

Don't ever be afraid to trace guns--it's not art theft or stealing, it's saving yourself an enormous amount of time for the exact same end result. Additionally, if you're unsure of what firearms to draw, the Internet Movie Firearms Database has a collection of basically all firearms used in any media ever, from anime to film to video games and everything in between

[fallout-lou-begas]

And of course if you can't trace a gun directly then this website is still perfect for getting a reference photo of the exact right gun from the exact right angle!

[politefroggo]

Me when the illness is making me feel ill and the chronic pain is chronic and painful and the disability is disabling me and the fatigue is making me feel fatigued: 🥲

[castaell]

you ever read a story where you and the protagonist share such a specific brand of mental illness that you feel like you've been smacked with a mirror and you just gotta sit there with wet eyes as it lists all the ways you need to fix yourself. stories that say "this you? get help lmao". stories that equal six months of therapy. self recognition through the other? shoot that shit up my veins all day every day

[cherubg1rl]

[charliem-69]

fanboy

[solreefs]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

[damazcuz]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination